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post Nov 10 2008, 11:43 AM
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yes though I don't remember it too well


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post Nov 15 2008, 2:38 PM
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it took my sister half an hour to read it


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post Nov 15 2008, 4:37 PM
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oh, sorry


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post Nov 16 2008, 9:15 AM
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What are you saying sorry for? I didn't mean anything bad, I was just joking at how long it was and how pointless the punchline was after the end. Sorry if I sounded nasty.icon_smile.gif


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post Nov 16 2008, 10:13 AM
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no its ok you did notsound nasty, i just felt a bit guilty wasting your time


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post Nov 16 2008, 11:03 AM
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Oh no you didn't, we wasted ourown time, we read it before you said and we read it and were like WTF? We just wasted like half an hour reading that. It was pretty funny, though.


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post Oct 10 2009, 9:35 AM
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Ok... I have a riddle:

Once there was a king. He had three daughters. One day, a handsome prince came courting. The eldest and middle sisters fell in love with him but the youngest thought him vein and didn't like him at all. Seeing how his daughters wanted to marry the prince, the king had an idea. "I shall put three pots on the fire to represent each of you daughters" he said "and whoever's pot boils first shall marry the prince".
The pot of the youngest daughter boiled first. Why?

Clues.
* The pots all had lids
* The eldest and middle daughters were eager to marry the prince.


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post Oct 10 2009, 10:01 AM
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i have 2 opinions on why

1-the youngests was smallest
2-the eldest and middle tampered with each others to make them boil latter and forgot the youngest


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post Oct 10 2009, 10:44 AM
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nope, I am sorry that's wrong
The two daughters REALLY wanted the pots to boil first and there is a reason I meantioned the lids. Think how a pot would boil in a minimum amount of time.


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post Oct 10 2009, 10:48 AM
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ok did the eldest and middle remove the lids on each others except the youngest


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post Oct 10 2009, 10:59 AM
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yes icon_smile.gif that's it. They both kept checking if the water had boiled yet and the youngest didn't care.


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post Oct 10 2009, 11:11 AM
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i have not got one, so if anyone else wants a go they can


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