Did you know that you can turn the title of any book into a really funny joke by adding "in your pants" to the end of the title?
Try it!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone in your pants
lol nice idea
Websters Guide to the English Language in your pants
My favorite:
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in your pants
AHHAHAHAHA
Er....
Bite of the Demon in your pants.
New Blood in your pants.
Ouch, my choice of books is painfull!
Maximum Ride in your pants
East in your pants
okay then...XD
Oh, I've got one:
Twisted in your pants.
Let me.
'City of Masks in your pants'
'City of Stars in your pants'
'Witchchild in your pants'
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Funny%20Book%20Titles.htm
Hot Dog in your pants
I'm fine in your pants
Big Fart! in your pants
Teach Me! in your pants
Tug of War in your pants
Beekeeping in your pants
It's Magic! in your pants
I like Fish in your pants
Stop Arguing in your pants
Why Cars Stop in your pants
I like Liquor in your pants
I Love Crowds in your pants
Mosquito Bites in your pants
Red Vegetables in your pants
Wind Instruments in your pants
Let's Do it Now! in your pants
I'm Someone Else in your pants
I can't do anymore !!!
The Hobbit in your pants.
>_>
Wrecked in your pants
A Certain Slant of Light in your pants
Double Identity in your pants
Among the Hidden in your pants
Click Here in your pants
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in your pants. (Okay, that sounds kinda epic.)
Dancing Naked in your pants
A Time for Dancing in your pants
Kat's Fall in your pants
Harry the Poisonous Centipede in your pants (By FAR my fave so far.)
A Song For Summer in your pants
The Robbers in your pants
The Fire Within in your pants
Dogs Don't Tell Jokes in your pants
George's Secret Key To The Universe...in your pants
xD
The Skystone in my pants
The Best College Admission Essays in my pants
The Mists of Avalon in my pants
The Chronicles of Narnia in my pants
The Black Cauldron in my pants
No More Dead Dogs in my pants
How Did they Die in your pants
Regarding the Pain of Others in your pants
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in your pants
An Abundance of Katharines in your pants
Ink Exchange in your pants
A Wrinkle in Time in your pants
Walk Two Moons in your pants*wonders if you got these from where she thinks you got these*
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader in my pants
I got them from John/Hank Green fron youtube.com/vlogbrothers
I KNEW IT! ♥
Things Not Seen in your pants
The Secret House in your pants
A Coming Evil in your pants
As I Lay Dying in your pants
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings in your pants
When it happens...in your pants.......
Lovely Bones in your pants
Whatever Happened to Lani Garver in your pants
Magyk in your pants
The Secret Countess in your pants
The Scarlet Pimpernel in your pants
The Prophecy Of The Stones in your pants
Angels & Demons in your pants
Holes in your pants
A Crooked Kind of Perfect in your pants
Nevermind in your pants
And Still We Rise in your pants
The Picture of Dorian Grey in your pants
Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe in your pants. (wow its pretty crowded in there! xD)
Tangerine in your pants
The Night Before Christmas in your pants
Green Eggs and Ham in your pants
David's Father in your pants
the Sandcastle Contest in your pants
Smelly Socks in your pants
Mmm, Cookies! in your pants
Andrew's Loose Tooth
Up, Up, Down in your pants
Ribbon Rescue in your pants
(and my fave) We Share Everything! in your pants
You know I think it can be done for movies and TV shows, too.
Winx Club: Secret of th eLost Kingdom in your pants
Winx Club: The MAgic is Back in your pants
really? cool!
Beauty and the Best in your pants
A bug's Life in your pants
Sleepover in your pants
Monsters Vs. Aliens in your pants
Take me there in my pants.
Saving You in your pants
Mishaps in your pants-xD
A movie?
Saw...in your pants-oh dear. I had enough horrible imagery from these movies Dx
A song?
A Little Fall of Rain..in your pants-ME AND MY MIZZIENESS.
Ooh I know a song! Love Story in your pants
Song?
Breathe in your pants
Movie?
Dirty Dancing in your pants
Songs:
You Belong With Me in your pants.
When I Grow Up in your pants.
Life Your Life in your pants.
Let It Rock in your pants.
Knock You Down in your pants.
I Do Not Hook Up in your pants.
Go Too Far in your pants.
Everytime We Touch in your pants.
Back to books:
Wicked Lovely in your pants
Can you Keep a Secret in your pants
I'd tell you I Love you, then I'd have to kill you in your pants
Ink Exchange in your pants
Ooh, I have a song too:
F.U.N in your pants. XD
I have a joke that relates (you won't understand if you're under 13). How do you tell if chromosomes are male or female? You check in it's genes (jeans) Don't get it, genes = jeans LOL (chromosomes are also called genes). Let's see, Totally Haunted Kids in your pants!
Thats quite funny
well... I'm 11 and I got it... so... does that mean I act like 13? lol not that theres anything wrong with being 13 *hides under bed* don't hurt me 13 year olds! (that or I'm just mature for my age xD)
sorry i'm not calling under 13s dumb, I didn't know what chro... that long tailed word meant until I was 13
Gamer Girl in your pants
Along for the Ride in your pants
Ink Exchange in your pants
Fragile Eternity in your pants
The Mortal Instruments in you pants
The Secret Garden in your pants
Sugar Plum Ballerinas in your pants
Maximum Ride The Final Warning in your pants
Maximum Ride The Angel Experiment in your pants
I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I Would Have To Kill You in your pants
Cross My Heart And Hope To Spy in your pants
(MARIAH! YOU READ MAXIMUM RIDE TOO!?! *Fangirl moment*)
Fang in your pants (Buahaha, just because it doesn't come out until March doesn't mean I can't put it.)
Lock and Key in your pants
sailor moon in your pants
anime in your pants
posts in your pants
ze banning game in your pants
mission impossible in your pants
top gun in your pants
i can't think of more in your pants
Some Wicked songs!!!! (just some)
What Is This Feeling? In your pants
Dear Old Shiz in your pants
Defying Gravity in your pants
I'm Not That Girl in your pants
March Of The Witch Hunters in your pants
No One Mourns The Wicked in your pants
One Short Day in your pants
Popular in your pants
Sentimental Man in your pants
Something Bad in your pants
Thank Goodness in your pants
The Wizard And I in your pants
Wake Me Up in your pants
No Good Deed in your pants
Dancing Through Life in your pants. xD
OMG I MISSED THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*books it over to jahford* so-whats the most swankified place in town?
*Points at my location* That would be the Ozdust Ballroom
Sounds perfect! xD
Let's go down to the Ozdust Ballroom, we'll meet there later tonight...
We can dance 'till it lights, find the prettiest girl, give her a whirl..
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer in your pants
Frosty the Snowman in your pants
Tehe, I felt festive.
a book...
The Prince Of Neither Here Nor There in your pants
a movie...
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? in your pants
a song...
We All Live In A Yellow Submarine in your pants
and...
Across The Universe in your pants
Right on down to the Ozdust Ballroom, come on follow me, you'll be happy to be there. Dancing through life, downn at the ozdust if only because dust is what we come to, nothing matters but knowing nothing matters, it's just lifeee, so keep dancing throoouuuuggghh. I'm sorry, I had to join.
@Tori, I'm Not That Girl in your pants and Sentimental Man in your pants? O mai. And Something Bad in your pants? xD
How abouts a video gaem?
The SIms in your pants
xD
zombies ate my neighbours in your pants
And since lots of WIcked talk is going on here and I am proud to say I finished my new Wicked set! Le yay!
How about
Princess Diaries in your pants
Cross my Heart and Hope to SPy in your pants
Tomorrow When the War Began in your pants
(OOOOOOOOOH! I loooooove your set!)
a movie...
The Mask in your pants
a song...
TNT in your pants XD
books...
Squashed in your pants
The Goats in your pants
Lizard in your pants
Kidnapped In The Yukon in your pants (this is a really good book like the old version my class read it in grade 5)
Well, maybe...I could invite her!
Oh Biq really? You would do that for me?
Edit: EPIC FAIL TYPO! OH THE EMBARRASSMENT!
I would do anything for you Miss Galinda.
Sooo...So i'll be picking you up around 8?
After all, now that we've met one another, it's clear we deserve each otherr. You're perfecct. You're perfect, so we're perfect together, born to be forever dancing through life!
Oh Elphaba, isn't it wonderful? Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night, with this Munchkin boy Galinda found for me, and I only wish there were, something I could do for her, to repay her, Elphaba seeeeee, we deserve each other, and Galinda helped it come true, we deserve each other, me and Boq. Please Elphaba, try to understand. I dooooooo.
(We've absolutely hijacked his hread xD.We REALLY need a sub-forum specifically for musicals so, we can do this there.))
Galinda listen, Nessa and I were talking about you just npw. And I was just talking about you! I thought you might wanna wear this hat to the party tongiht! It really, uh sharp don't you think? YOu know black is this years pink, you derserve eachother this and hat you, you're both so..smart! You derserve eachother, so here out of the goodness of my heart!
(I know! I suggested it awhile back, but it didn't really fly.)
Listen Nessa. Yes? Uh, Nessa, I've got something to confess, a reason why, well, why I asked you here tonight. Now I know it isn't fair... Oh Boq, I know why. You do? It's because I'm in this chair, and you felt sorry for me. Well isn't that right?
No,no it's because, uh , because because you are so beautiful. OH Boq, I think you're wonderful and we derserve eachother, don't you see this is our chance? We derserve eachpther, don't we Boq? You know what? Let's Dance. WHAT? Let's DAAAAAAANCE
((And someone else can finish 'er off. And I think we need to suggest again, I'm a musical freak and I will let out some off my fangirl there. In the meantime, I've thought about starting a musicals member team))
(*Resits the urge to finish it off.* I feel like I did a lot of that. XD)
Beauty and the Beast in your pants
(Also, regarding the member team. DOOOOO ITTTTT!)
Dancing through life, down at the Oz, if only because dust is what we come to, and the strange thing, your life could en up changing, while you're danciiiiiinnnngggg throouuuuuugh!
And xD, I was just on the Beauty and the Beast IMDB boards, and was about to go watch it.
Best. Disney Movie. EVER!
I need to watch the Christmas one again.
Cinderella in your pants
Tarzan in your pants
Oh it is. It is. I agree completely. And of course, when I go to get the DVD, I find out my sister has taken it with her oversea. I am not a happy chappy.
The Lion King in your pants
Hunchback of Notre Dame in your pants
Toy Story in your pants
Finding Nemo in your pants
Aww, that sucks.
Monsters Inc in your pants
Cars in your pants
Pixar FTW. John Lasseter saved DIsney. By making sure films were still made with care and well-made. Which is why I'm glad he controls Miyazaki movies. He doesn't Disneyfy them as much.
Omg, he totally did. I doubt they would be even making as many movies had he not been involved. Like Princess and the Frog for example. He was the Producer or something like that.
Up in your pants
A Bug's Life in your pants
I-I-I missed the song?!?!?!?!? *grabs Tea's snuggie land uses it as a tissue* Ha! Take that! LOL
a book...
How To Eat Fried Worms in your pants
a movie...
The Nightmare Before Christmas in your pants (I'm dead serious this is the most disturbing I've ever seen... *cough*really creepy*cough*)
a song... (XD from the Nightmare Before Christmas)
Kidnap Mr Sandy Claws in your pants
5000 Years of Royalty in your pants
...okay, so I'll admit I was only here looking at the hijacking of this thread for Wicked related purposes. FTW.
How to Be a Better Husband in your pants
Paper Gangsta in your pants. >_> {Sorry. I've just been listening to that song a lot lately. xD}
Well. What Fond memories of thread hi-jacking there be. I loves it.
Annnnd, to go with Jah's Lady Gaga theme, Paparazzi in your pants xD
Ooh Jah you took my advice lol, I recommeneded that to you a while ago =P Ahem. Continuing on with the Gaga theme, I Like It Rough in your pants.
Annnnnnd breaking the Lady Gaga theme:
Walk Away in your pants
WHICH SOUNDS SO EPIC! xD
Haha, yup. I remember that, Bu-Bro. 8D
Getting back to the Gaga theme...Bad Romance in your pants. Lmao. x) {No, wait, even better: Alejandro in your pants. 8O}
Death of 100 Whales in your pants
Vampire Kisses in your pants
Kissing Coffins in your pants
Vampireville in your pants
Dance With a Vampire in your pants
The Coffin Club in your pants
Royal Blood in your pants
Love Bites in your pants
... ... ...
Necropolis in your pants
Oww