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post Sep 20 2008, 7:19 AM
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Post anything funny you found in this topic.



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Feast your eyes on the never-before-seen lightning speed of the Windows Vista operating system. Forget about complex benchmarking tests and about performance comparisons between pre-final releases of Windows Vista SP1 and Windows XP SP3. Right now and right here, you will be able to experience first hand the true performance enhancements that Microsoft has delivered to its latest Windows client. Guaranteed to blow your mind away!

You might be tempted to say that it's a bug or even an error. But that is not the case. Not even by a long shot. Yes, the screenshot does depict a Windows Vista operating system managing the extraction of the contents of a .ZIP archive in 35,460 days and 21 hours! Boy, those 21 hours really threw me off. I mean, I actually had plans, on that Tuesday 97 years from now (I don't think it will be a Tuesday, but I didn't bother to check, it just sounded funny to me the way it was - random). But really, in 97 YEARS it's bound that I will be busy being dead and all...


But it's not a bug or an error. Actually, it can be a lot worst. As much as I wanted to hold the record for Vista's "performance" it will not be possible. My hat is off to Long Zheng. It features Vista writing 15 MB on a CD in 47,117 days and 20 hours. Yes, I know, those extra 20 or so hours really make a difference. So you see, in the past Vista was burning 15 MB of content to a CD by 2136. Now, the same operating system, but with the performance enhancements delivered by Microsoft, extracts 73.4 MB by 2104.

This is an amazing improvement either way you look at it. And it is sure to increase your work-flow by years and years. I mean, forget about everything you are doing and run to the store. You have to get a copy of Windows Vista as soon as possible. I'll bet you have been waiting for an operating system that can perform a standard extraction process in under 100 years all your life!!!

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Vista-Perfo...ars-73980.shtml


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dittadulla
post Sep 20 2008, 7:45 PM
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LOL! that's a fast Vista! icon_biggrin.gif

hey, dagar is days in icelandic (and thaere you have it, a word in icelandic) and this last window is norweigan^^ my belowed neighbour country^^ I've been there too ^-^


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post Sep 21 2008, 3:43 AM
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xD That was great

Here are some Lolcats-type ones =P







and my favorite: Ninja Cat! on youtube

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post Sep 21 2008, 11:48 AM
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lol.

I got nothing...


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post Sep 21 2008, 8:50 PM
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aya Zhan Zhan now you've done it >_< must resist sigh cannot resist must post pics








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post Sep 22 2008, 4:21 PM
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there good


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post Sep 23 2008, 1:48 AM
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The Snozzberry one is adorable!!
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post Sep 23 2008, 4:51 AM
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i'm anoyed i didnt have my camera with me at the animal shelter today there were these four cute little kittens that kept doing realy funny things


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post Sep 23 2008, 11:04 AM
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How to tell it's Patch Tuesday


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post Sep 24 2008, 4:06 PM
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I can't read it...


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post Sep 29 2008, 3:21 PM
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Ok my turn!




For god sake kitty, you don't have a paw!





Erm, reminds me of a show called catdog?





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post Sep 29 2008, 3:37 PM
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I finally found them, and they'd be pretty apropriate here Wall-E shorts! Wall-E meeting Bouncing balls, basket balls, Headphones, Vacuums.....

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.


And since they seem to have missed my favorite, here it is:

Wall E meets paper cups!
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.
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post Sep 29 2008, 3:55 PM
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I saw that, it's funny! xD


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post Sep 29 2008, 5:55 PM
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lol that's funny xD


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post Sep 30 2008, 1:15 PM
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Lol, Wall-E is sooooo cute! The hula-hoop was my fave.


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post Oct 1 2008, 3:48 AM
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Poor soccer ball Wall-E! I liked the one with him and the headphones =P.
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post Oct 1 2008, 3:54 PM
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that remains me of some of the videos from a rayman game (I think 2)


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post Oct 7 2008, 8:10 AM
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Zhaneel and Fa-Fa those were so funny!!!!!! icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

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post Nov 16 2008, 4:34 PM
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Here is something I found:




In reply to that one with the rabbit. XD





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post Nov 20 2008, 6:48 PM
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lol you has 3 unread kittens xD


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