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Oct 30 2008, 10:43 PM
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Cosmix Fairy
Group: Journalists
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From: +1 isolated rock in the atlantic
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...dunno
aha, a joke.
An American said †we have George Bush, Steve Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cashâ€.. and an Icelander replied : †we have Geir H. Haarde, no wonder, no hope and no cash “..
ahh... crisis talk.
another perhaps:
There was once a man who went to a really fancy restaurant and ordered some buff with poataoes, vegatibles, beans and sauce but after a little while he notices that one of the potatoes is ruined.
He calls for service and a blondie who doesn't look really smart comes to him so he says: "This potato is bad!"
Then the blondie picks up the potato, walks with it a little distance from the tables and says: “Bad potato! Bad potato! Bad potato!â€. then she walks towards the man, puts the potato on the dish and says: “just let me know if it is going to be for any trouble again.â€
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Oct 30 2008, 10:49 PM
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Cosmix Fairy
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From: Florida
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lol thats funny the answer is an onion A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there. As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. " He did this carefully. "Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. " As he did this, the tension continued to mount. She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!" ( And what was YOUR dirty mind thinking!
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Thanx jah, i love it ^_^
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Oct 31 2008, 3:37 AM
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Butterflix Fairy
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From: Philippines
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Ok, Here's a joke i heard in a vid.. Lol.. I think you may have heard of it but please.. it says a bit of bad words though.. o.o, Oh well, here: The Italian Man who went to Malta One a day, I be goin to Malta to big a hotel, In the morning, I go down to the lounge to eat a breakfast, I tell a waitress i want two pieces of bread, She brings me only one piece, I say I want two piece and she say Go to the toilet and i say you don't understand! i want two piece on my plate, she say You better not piss on the plate you son of a b****, i don't understand why she call me a son of a b**** so in the afternoon i went to a restaurant and i call the waitress, she brings me a spoon, a knife, and no fork, i tell her i wanted a fork, she say Everybody wanted a f***, i say You don't understand! I want a fork on the table, she say You better not f*** on the table you son of a b****, get angry so i come back to my room but there are no sheets on my bed, i called the manager and tell him i want a sheet, he say go to the toilet, i say you don't understand! i want a sheet on my bed, he say you better not sh** on the bed you son of a b****! so i went down and left, in the counter, the guy say peace on you! i say you better not piss on me you son of a b****! i'm goin back to italia.. it's just the accent of the italian: here's the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nOC8xMjHZw
This post has been edited by Winx_cutie189: Oct 31 2008, 3:49 AM
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Oct 31 2008, 4:00 AM
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Cosmix Fairy
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Joined: October 2 2008
From: Florida
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wrong and wrong
1.) wat ever color your eyes are
2.) 1 its the bus driver
I am a window, I am a lamp, I am clouded, I am shining, and I am coloured; set in white, I fill with water and overflow. I say much, but I have no words. What am I?
This post has been edited by angel123: Oct 31 2008, 4:00 AM
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Thanx jah, i love it ^_^
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