The History of the Lamb-Stars~, Come hear the epic tale! 8D Options

[Jahnavi]

So some of you may have noticed this thread that dear Kate put up a while ago. Of course it's awesome, we established that. But some of you might have noticed that the awesomeness makes very little sense, so I'm here to throw a little light on the matter... *begins to sing*

So Miss Kate recently reminded me of our dear departed friend, Aaaaaaaaaaaaalfie...
Who we had such fun with at the last shoutbox baaaaaaaaall...
And though he was made of plaaaaaaaaastic...
He came to be...our best friend of aaaaaaall!!!

*abruptly stops* ...And then he died, kids. T_T

So a few days ago, I changed my Fbook status to pay homage to our lovely mannequin friend:

"Jahnavi <insert my last name here> and Kate <insert W.I.N.X.'s last name here> will always love you, Alfred. ♥"

And the comments were as follows:

Spoiler!

Kate: *hysterical sobbing floats in out of no where*
ALFRED. WE LOVE YOU!

Jahnavi: *commences banshee-esque shrieking*

Kate: *Horrible animal shrieks arupt*

Jahnavi: *misses Alfie* D=

Kate: *does as well*

Jahnavi: *wonders if mannequins can be resurrected*

Kate: A mannequin revival dance! Mannequin CPR?

Jahnavi: Ooh, a revival dance! *dons dancing shoes and hopes jazz hands will be involved*

Kate: Jazz hands WILL be involved. And sparkly hats. And shoes.
*Dons the aforementioned* AND NOW WE DOOONCE!
*Jazz hands wildly*

Jahnavi: And canes! *twirls around a matching sparkly cane*

Kate: *Twirls cane* And the shoes are tap shoes! *click clack clickedy clack*

Not to mention sparkly tailcoats....

Jahnavi: Oh, dfntly. The only dancing shoes I have are the tappedy-tap kind. 8D {I really did have an epic pair of tap-shoes when I was little. No idea what happened to them...}
Yes! Tail-coats = win. And those spiffy white gloves!

Kate: Indeed! And coloured tights.

THIS WILL RETURN OUR DEAR ALFIE TO US


Jahnavi: Or those stripy, black-and-white Wicked-Witch-of-the-East tights? 8D

YESH. ALFIE WILL BE DRAWN BACK TO US BY THE IRRESISTIBLE PULL OF JAZZ-HANDS TAP DANCES. >D

Kate: YESH. YESH. YESSHHHH.

And JAZZHANDS to the left and JAZZHANDS to the right!


Jahnavi: Aaaaaand tap-shoe solo! >D *clackedyclacks*


Kate: Twirl the cane round the world. *whooosh*


Jahnavi: *jazz-hands again* And a cancan! I can cancan! *CANCANS* >D


Kate: AND A CONGA LINE!!!!!!!


Jahnavi: More like a conga duo, but what the heck... *congas for Alfie* 8D

Kate: And then a big finale.
*We both go upstage, shrouded in rainbow spot lights, when the floor below us rises up. We redo the first part of the routine(not the congo), then finish with the splits and the canes held above our heads triumphantly, hoping Alfie is ressurrected.*

Jahnavi: {Oui, perhaps we should leave out the conga bit, I'm not sure if our permit's come through yet. xD}
*waits to see if Alfie is back*


Kate: Oh, but the conga is ESSENTIAL. We must do it for Alfie, no matter the law! xD And we've technically done the conga, so now all we must do is wait.


Jahnavi: *waits*


Kate: *Alfie clacks in on his mannequin standish-feet*

HE IS ALIVE!

Jahnavi: AAAAAAAALFIE! *runs up to hug him*


Kate: *Tackle glomps Alfie*

Jahnavi: *sniffsobsniff* ALFIE! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Kate: *sobs loudly* OH ALFIE *blows nose on his coat* WE WAITED FOR YOU!

Raneem {That's Rano0oma from here, btw}: ehm.. who's alfred?? did i miss something?

Jahnavi: Our lovely mannequin friend. ♥ {Haha, it's an inside joke from the last shoutbox ball. xD}

Raneem: ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay...

Oh, and parallel to those status shenanigans, Miss Kate and I were also chatting on Fbook. AND THUS, THROUGH OUR WEIRD, (AND SLIGHTLY HIGH) RAMBLINGS...ALFIELAND WAS BORN!

Lookit, guys! *pokes spoiler box below*

Spoiler!

THE MOST EPIC CONVERSATION EVER

START-TIME: 8:25 PM // 12:25 AM

Jahnavi: Kaaaaaaaaate! ^^

Kate: JAHHHN
sorry for delayed response my computer was being mean

Jahnavi: -sniffs- Y-you sure? I thought you didn't want to talk to meeeee. D=

Kate: and i fired when mr computer distorted freddie mercury's voice much more than usual something was wrong

Jahnavi: xD

Kate: that made very little sense to even me

Jahnavi: What did? My post? Or the freaky computer voice thingy? xD

Kate: my post
oh wait
i jsut remembered fired was MEANT to be figured
i fail

Jahnavi: I guessed, lol.
No, you don't fail. But I'm taking a gold star away. >_>

Kate: NOT THE GOLD STAR
TAKE THE SILVER ONE

Jahnavi: -takes gold star- Now you think about what you've done. Typos are a very serious issue. Maybe once you've learned your lesson, you can have this back.

Kate: B-but...I'll never, ever do it again.
MY GOLD STAR IS GONE
MY LIFE IS OVER AS I KNOW IT
I NOW MUST RETREAT TO MY LAIR AND WATCH CRAPPY LIFETIME MOVIES AND EAT JUNK

Jahnavi: {Oh, brilliant. I was commenting on my status again, and I typo'd incredibly. xD -fixes it real quick-}

Kate: OH MAI

Jahnavi: -quickly stockpiles all gold stars-
You'll never take me--er, them alive!

Kate: A TYPO IS SRS BSNS.
I shall take one of those furry lamb stickers as punishment

Jahnavi: NOOOOOOOO!

Kate: *Spirits away a furry lamb sticker*

Jahnavi: -shrieks madly at loss of lamb-

Kate: NOW NOW
Do we want another lamb withdrawn?

Jahnavi: T_T

Kate: Very good now.
AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT MAKE TYPOS

Jahnavi: -sniffnodsniff-

Kate: Now that, that's over, who wants LAMB CUPCAKES?

Jahnavi: -begins shrieking insanely again at the mention of a lamb-something-

Kate: And when I say that, I certainly do not mean cupcakes made out of lamb.
Oh boy

Jahnavi: Haha, I didn't think so. xD

Kate: Now now, you may have your lamb sticker back. If you promise, NEVER, and do I make myself clear, EVER typo EVER again. Failure to comply will result in punishment.

Jahnavi: -nodnod-
-slowly hands gold star back in return-

Kate: *returns lamb sticker*
-Shrieks with joy-
MY GOLD STAR
OH MY PRETTY GOLD STAR
YOU HAVE RETURNED TO ME
NO MORE BEING ALONE
I LOVE YOU STAR

Jahnavi: -huggles lamb and slowly backs away-

Kate: MAH STAR
-Pulls close-

Jahnavi: Lambs are better than stars. -sticks tongue out-

Kate: NUH UH
STARS ARE BETTER THEN LAMBS
Stars SPARKLE

Jahnavi: My lamb is FUZZY.

Kate: Lambs smell like manure.

Jahnavi: =O -is shocked- ... -covers lamb-sticker's ears-

Kate: But stars glow brightly up ahead.
LEADING US WEARY TRAVLLERS THROUGH THE DARKNESS

Jahnavi: Stars are inconsistent. >_>

Kate: Mah :P
Stars don't get EATED.

Jahnavi: -runs away with lamb-sticker to a vegetarian restaurant-
Stars burn when you get too close. Lambs are soft and fuzzy.

Kate: Lambs are sheared. Then look like big hands.

Jahnavi: {We should totally come up with a third option, then we can play Lamb-Star-Something. And Rock-Paper-Scissors will be none the wiser. >D}
But in the mean time...STARS HAVE NO HEARTS, I TELL YOU.

Kate: Lambs don't brighten the night sky.
(YES. I'm thinking....an apple sticker)
(Lamb-Star-Apple)

Jahnavi: {Yesh! Now who beats whom?}
Lamb has to beat Apple.

Kate: Agreeeement
So Star beats Lamb

Jahnavi: And Apple beats Star...? xD

Kate: Yep.
xD
EPIC.

Jahnavi: Zomg, we should play now. Type the first thing that comes into your mind... 8D
3...
2...
Aaaaaaand...
1...
Apple

Kate: apple

Jahnavi: Dammit. xD

Kate: Double up
Hokay
Lets try again
3......
2...............
ANNNNNNNNDDDDD
1...............

Jahnavi: Star

Kate: GO

Jahnavi: Star xD

Kate: Apple

Jahnavi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kate: Dang.

Jahnavi: What?

Kate: We need to test this on MCers
And in regards to the dang, I dropped my pen, and got frustrated

Jahnavi: Ah. xD
We should play this at the next Shoutbox Ball. 8D
...Uh, when is that, again? xD

Kate: Ummmm, IDK
Whenever the mixxxer is
And I wonder where its held.
A chatbox? Kate is somewhat confuzzled about the whole affair.

Jahnavi: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Like, on Chatzy or something.

Kate: Yeah. To make it easier for the Woohpies

Jahnavi: Aah, that's an awesome nickname for them 8D
Brb, I need to practice my Apple-Lamb-Star skills~

Kate: Lol kk
Well we're Magixclubians they're Woohpies

Jahnavi: Back~

Kate: Greetings.

Jahnavi: Where were we? *shiftyeyes*
xD

Kate: We were discussing the name I christened the lovely people of Wohhp with

Jahnavi: Ah. Yesh. An epic name. 8D

Kate: What I'm forgetting is who named us, faithful citizens of Magix Club Magixclubians.

Jahnavi: Tea did? I remember, in one of her topics, she addressed us as that. =D =D

Kate: Sounds about right.

Jahnavi: Lolz. Look what I found out from my faithful friend Wikipedia...
"During the Machado dictatorships in Cuba, Havana citizens were forbidden to dance the Conga because rival groups would work themselves to high excitement and explode into street fighting."

Kate: Oh mai.
lol

Jahnavi: This is a dangerous resurrection dance, Kate. xD
"When Fulgencio Batista became president in the 1940s he permitted people to dance congas during elections but a police permit was required."
xDD

Kate: Indeed. But Alfie was....a dangerous mannequin xD
OMG LOL

Jahnavi: At the permit thing, right? Yeah, that's exactly how I reacted. xD

Kate: Indeed.
A permit for congaing
THEY CANT HOLD US DOWN WHEN ITS FOR ALFIE

Jahnavi: DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!

Kate: *Coloured spotlights exlode on with fog machines and other SPX*

Jahnavi: PYRO! JAH DEMANDS PYRO!

Kate: Pyro esplosions
and fireworks

Jahnavi: 8D
-random dramatic music plays-

Kate: -Pinwheels onthe side of the stage-

Jahnavi: And more 'splosions!

Kate: And,um...... FALLING LOLLIES

Jahnavi: Yes! From giant pinatas that hang from the ceiling!

Kate: YESH
AND BIG TUBS OF JELLY

Jahnavi: And fountains of lemonade~!

Kate: And a chocolate fountain!
And a cookie castle!
as a set piece

Jahnavi: And DOUGHNUTS AND CUPCAKES!

Kate: YES!

Jahnavi: And M&Ms and Skittles! Just 'cause they're rainbow-y~

Kate: YES
And a pile of cakes

Jahnavi: FAIRY CAKES!

Kate: to dive into
YES

Jahnavi: AND COTTON CANDY!

Kate: WITH SPRINKLES
AND FAIRY BREAD

Jahnavi: YESH!
AND ICE-CREAM =D =D

Kate: AND A BIG CHRISTMAS TREE

Jahnavi: AND A HUGE CHANDELIER!
A SPARKLY ONE!

Kate: YOU DO KNOW HOW TO PLEASE WEIRDOS LIKE MYSELF
YES
AND I CAN HANG FROM IT

Jahnavi: 'CAUSE I ISH A WEIRDO TOO. xD

Kate: YAY! WEIRDONESSSSSSSSSS

Jahnavi: AND CONFETTI! LOTS AND LOTS OF CONFETTI!

Kate: AND HELIUM BALLOONS
AND A HOT AIR BALLOON

Jahnavi: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Kate: AND JSUT WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDNT BE MORE AWESOME
ITTLL BE IN A THEMEPARK
WITH A BIG ROLLERCOASTER BEHIND

Jahnavi: OH YESH!
AND A FERRIS WHEEL. 'CAUSE FERRIS WHEELS ARE JUST AWESOME.

Kate: YES
A BIG ONE
A HUUUUUUUGEEEEE ONE

Jahnavi: WE'LL MAKE THE LONDON EYE SMOLDER WITH JEALOUSY.

Kate: INDEED IT WILL
AND WE CAN HAVE BUMPER CARS
AND OF COURSE PARTY BAGS AT THE END
FULL OF A LITTLE VERSION OF EACH GOODIE WEVE MENTIONED

Jahnavi: YESH!
AND ALFIE AND HIS MANNEQUIN FRIENDS WILL HOLD LIVE STAGE SHOWS WITH US.

Kate: YES
WE WILL BE ALFIE AND THE LAMB-STARS

Jahnavi: YESH!
AND THE GUESTS WILL ALL BE APPLES.

Kate: YES
OR PEOPLE IN APPLE COSTUMES

Jahnavi: THAT TOO.
AND AND AND... -tries to come up with more-

Kate: OH
AND APPLE TINTED GLASSES
AND THE SHOWLL BE IN 4D

Jahnavi: YEEEES!
AND FOAM WILL BE SPRAYED ALL OVER THE GUESTS!

Kate: YESSSSSSSSS

Jahnavi: 'CAUSE FOAM IS JUST COOL LIKE THAT.

Kate: AND THERELL BE A POOL
AND A HOTEL

Jahnavi: YESYESYES!
AND WATERSLIDES.

Kate: AND A GOLF COURSE
ANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD ITLL BE FREE ALL DAY EVERYDAY
ALL THE JUNK FOOD YOU CAN EAT

Jahnavi: YESH! AND IT'LL BE OPEN 24/7, 365 (or 366, -pats leap years' heads-) DAYS A YEAR!

Kate: INDEED

Jahnavi: AND THE CONGA LINES SHALL ALL BE INDEPENDENT OF PERMITS~

Kate: OH
YESH!
AND YOU CAN GET ANY TYPE OF MEDIA THING YOU WANT
WHETHER IT BE A BOOK, MOVIE,MUSICAL,MUSIC, TV SHOW
YOU CAN WATCH

Jahnavi: YESH!

Kate: ON PRIVATE CINEMAS IN EVERY HOTEL ROOM

Jahnavi: OUI!

Kate: OH AND THERE ARE TRAMPOLLINE ROOMS
AND SLIDES SLIDING DOWN THE HOTEL

Jahnavi: YES! AND SPIRAL STAIRCASES.
'CAUSE THEY'RE JUST AWESOME.

Kate: YES
AND PLENTY OF CHANDELIERS
AS MENTIONED

Jahnavi: YES! THE BIG, SPARKLY KIND.

Kate: BUT THERE SHOULD BE LOTS
YES

Jahnavi: -realizes something- DUDE, ISN'T IT, LIKE, 3:30 AM YOUR TIME?

Kate: 2:30 xD
I'M A NIGHT OWL

Jahnavi: Ooh, I meant 2:30. xD

Kate: But actually, I hate to ditch our fun, but I better go to bed.

Jahnavi: Yesh, you should.

Kate: I think we packed every awesome thing in as possible

Jahnavi: We shall pick this up later~

Kate: We shall

Jahnavi: And I am documenting this historic convo as we type. 8D

Kate: TATA dear Jahn, our super world/concert is complete yet
SO I SHALL BE BACK

Jahnavi: Au revoir, Miss Kate!
Oui, and we shall continue this crazy convo.

Kate: Anyway, lol au revoir to you too!

Jahnavi: 8D

Kate: *waves*
WE shall

Jahnavi: -waves back-

END-TIME: 10:00 PM // 02:30 AM

<3

[W.I.N.X]

WE. ARE. EPIC.

*plays harp to go along with Jah's initial speech.*

EDIT:
HAYWAIT WE CAN POST IMAGES AGAIN!



...THat was like the only one I could get. The rest were Stupid Lamb/The Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb. Yick. No lions at Alfieland. No Edwards or sparkly vampires either.

This post has been edited by W.I.N.X: Apr 12 2010, 8:59 AM

[Anime Princess]

i remember Alfie from the ball did i get a chance to dance with him or were you two too busy hogging him???

[{§hani}]

lol i have nuu idea who Alfie is, buh i wish i did D: oh alfiee..

[Jahnavi]

Alfie was our mannequin best friend. *misses him (although didn't we revive him?)* D=

[W.I.N.X]

We did. Yes we did. He came aclanking back to us <3.

[Jahnavi]

*misses him even though he's back* {See. I love him that much.}

[W.I.N.X]

*does as well, even though he's two (cyber)-metres away.*