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mightymarty2
post Feb 6 2009, 9:03 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. They also got a team of highly trained weapons experts.


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post Feb 6 2009, 9:05 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. They also got a team of highly trained weapons experts. They organized them and set out to the bank.


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mightymarty2
post Feb 6 2009, 9:10 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. They also got a team of highly trained weapons experts. They organized them and set out to the bank. The journey took a few hours


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mightymarty2
post Mar 8 2009, 9:23 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. They also got a team of highly trained weapons experts. They organized them and set out to the bank. The journey took a few hours. They were happy how it resulted.As they did not do anything to get themselves noticed and traffic was light


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post Mar 11 2009, 3:35 AM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. They also got a team of highly trained weapons experts. They organized them and set out to the bank. The journey took a few hours. They were happy how it resulted. As they did not do anything to get themselves noticed and traffic was light. Until unfortunately they ran out of gas in the middle of the highway.


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mightymarty2
post Mar 11 2009, 9:00 AM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. They also got a team of highly trained weapons experts. They organized them and set out to the bank. The journey took a few hours. They were happy how it resulted. As they did not do anything to get themselves noticed and traffic was light. Until unfortunately they ran out of gas in the middle of the highway. So they had to ring the breakdown service for help.


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post Mar 12 2009, 6:10 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.


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mightymarty2
post Mar 12 2009, 7:46 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger.


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post Apr 23 2009, 12:36 AM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.


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post Apr 23 2009, 7:46 AM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a differnent person.


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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a differnent person. He was now ready for battle.


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post Apr 23 2009, 6:07 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a differnent person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long jorney ahead of it


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post Apr 23 2009, 6:18 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a differnent person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long jorney ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack.


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post Apr 23 2009, 6:26 PM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's neice's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not distroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a differnent person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long jorney ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry


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post Oct 24 2010, 7:00 AM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's niece's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcerer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not destroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a different person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long journey ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry. Alas, Johnny was lacking in self-control.


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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's niece's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcerer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not destroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a different person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long journey ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry. Alas, Johnny was lacking in self-control. This meant he packed rubber ducks and 10 suitcases of cloths.


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post Oct 24 2010, 7:09 AM
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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's niece's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcerer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not destroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a different person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long journey ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry. Alas, Johnny was lacking in self-control. This meant he packed rubber ducks and 10 suitcases of cloths. When he finished packing, Johnny realized he could not carry all his suitcases.


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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's niece's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcerer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not destroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a different person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long journey ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry. Alas, Johnny was lacking in self-control. This meant he packed rubber ducks and 10 suitcases of cloths. When he finished packing, Johnny realized he could not carry all his suitcases. This meant that he needed to get help.


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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's niece's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcerer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not destroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a different person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long journey ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry. Alas, Johnny was lacking in self-control. This meant he packed rubber ducks and 10 suitcases of cloths. When he finished packing, Johnny realized he could not carry all his suitcases. This meant that he needed to get help. After thoroughly examining the yellow pages, Johnny enlisted the help of a barber named Floyd.

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Once upon a time in a far off land, lived a wizard who was obsessed with singing. he liked to sing so much that he summoned a demon out of the object that was closest to him at the time. Unfortunately for him and everyone else, the closest thing to the wizard when he summoned a demon was his own.. poo. The demonic poo grew out of hand and took over a portion of the world, covering it with.. poo. He called himself the Great Mighty Poo, and if anyone tried to kill him, he defeated them by singing opera.
So, Johnny the Great will embark out on the quest to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. His secret weapon is a never ending roll of toilet paper. His first stop on his epic quest, is the great great granddaughter of the crazy wizard. The crazy wizard is his uncle's niece's third cousin twice removed. So he sets off to Applewatch Tower, a sorcerer's apartment in a far off city known as New York.where he would drive a ford mustang. While doing that, he yelled at everyone he passed 'Interior crocodile alligator! I drive a Chevrolet movie theater!' even though he knew he didn't..Then at the lights he had a drag race with a camero ss. The Cameo turned out to be an evil transformer, so Johnny tried to use his magic to defeat it !However this did not destroy it but just made him fall softly asleep. However it would not last long. Because a giant Taco man awoke the transformer!

The second fight was about to start between the two of them, but they were interrupted when a ducky walked in between them. They both stared at the ducky when it sudenly turned into a bumblebee. It was huge, and started chasing after them. although insted of a stinger it had giant fangs. The fangs were poisonous, and could cause instant death.the transformer unafraid lurched at the bumblebee. He shouldn't of, as the bee ate the transformer, alive, whole, and in one bite. The bee burped and turned back into the duck.everyone cheered as the transformer was defeated. But suddenly, a black limo drive by, with the back window down. It was Burger King King, with an ak-47 shooting Johnny! But Johnny put up a magic shield to save himself.The Burger King King then drove off, leaving Johnny in a cloud of dust. He decided to let him go as he was not strong enough to defeat him at the moment. However he did have a plan to defeat him. He would use PHOTOSHOP, so that in all of Johnny's travels, if he ever needed to get some pictures developed, they could murder him in cold blood in the chain of Burger King Photoshops. But the Burger King King's adviser disagreed with beating him to a pulp with pool ques. He suggested they nuke him from orbit.

This meant they need to launch a new satellite. This satellite had to be big enough to launch rockets/missiles, and drop bombs. This was hugely expensive and they did not have the money for it. So they decided to steal some.This however was going to need to be a big job. The Burger King King decided to hit the biggest company with the most money, period. MacDonOsoft However it was very well defended and most of its money was in a bank. They began to plan, and eventually came up with a fool-proof master plan to break in. However they did not have much time to do it. So they got to work. First they need to get a group of people together. These people had to be highly trained in martial arts. So Johnny headed off to the closest Dojo.To help him train to become stronger. The dojo helped him in ways so unimaginable.That he became a different person. He was now ready for battle. He had a long journey ahead of himself. That is why he instantly began to pack. Only the essentials he could afford to carry. Alas, Johnny was lacking in self-control. This meant he packed rubber ducks and 10 suitcases of cloths. When he finished packing, Johnny realized he could not carry all his suitcases. This meant that he needed to get help. After thoroughly examining the yellow pages, Johnny enlisted the help of a barber named Floyd. Who owned an estate and this meant he could take all the stuff he wanted to take, with him


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