Three houses down from me, there's a mother and a daughter that believe they're werewolves. Every night, they go out to their back yard and howl at the moon. Now, they are some really nice people, they just believe they're werewolves, that's all.
I got the chance to stay at their house one time when I was home alone and my electricity had gone out for the next three days. To say the least, it was interesting. Both her and her daughter tried to put werewolf fangs in my mouth and go out with them to howl at night. Being human, I refused and went to sleep. The next morning I woke up to find that they had glued werewolf fangs on my side teeth while I was asleep. After much effort, I tore them out and had to deal with both of the "werewolves" laughter for the rest of the day.
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Call me Ishmael, for my name is all but dust.
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