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Posted by: Administrator Sep 20 2008, 7:19 AM

Post anything funny you found in this topic.



Starting off...

Feast your eyes on the never-before-seen lightning speed of the Windows Vista operating system. Forget about complex benchmarking tests and about performance comparisons between pre-final releases of Windows Vista SP1 and Windows XP SP3. Right now and right here, you will be able to experience first hand the true performance enhancements that Microsoft has delivered to its latest Windows client. Guaranteed to blow your mind away!

You might be tempted to say that it's a bug or even an error. But that is not the case. Not even by a long shot. Yes, the screenshot does depict a Windows Vista operating system managing the extraction of the contents of a .ZIP archive in 35,460 days and 21 hours! Boy, those 21 hours really threw me off. I mean, I actually had plans, on that Tuesday 97 years from now (I don't think it will be a Tuesday, but I didn't bother to check, it just sounded funny to me the way it was - random). But really, in 97 YEARS it's bound that I will be busy being dead and all...

http://www.istartedsomething.com/20071201/vista-slow-cd-copy/
But it's not a bug or an error. Actually, it can be a lot worst. As much as I wanted to hold the record for Vista's "performance" it will not be possible. My hat is off to http://www.istartedsomething.com/20071201/vista-slow-cd-copy/. It features Vista writing 15 MB on a CD in 47,117 days and 20 hours. Yes, I know, those extra 20 or so hours really make a difference. So you see, in the past Vista was burning 15 MB of content to a CD by 2136. Now, the same operating system, but with the performance enhancements delivered by Microsoft, extracts 73.4 MB by 2104.

This is an amazing improvement either way you look at it. And it is sure to increase your work-flow by years and years. I mean, forget about everything you are doing and run to the store. You have to get a copy of Windows Vista as soon as possible. I'll bet you have been waiting for an operating system that can perform a standard extraction process in under 100 years all your life!!!

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Vista-Performance-Enhancements-Processes-Complete-in-the-First-100-Years-73980.shtml

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 20 2008, 7:45 PM

LOL! that's a fast Vista!

hey, dagar is days in icelandic (and thaere you have it, a word in icelandic) and this last window is norweigan^^ my belowed neighbour country^^ I've been there too ^-^

Posted by: Zhanneel Sep 21 2008, 3:43 AM

xD That was great

Here are some Lolcats-type ones =P







and my favorite: Ninja Cat! on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 21 2008, 11:48 AM

lol.

I got nothing...

Posted by: Anime Princess Sep 21 2008, 8:50 PM

aya Zhan Zhan now you've done it >_< must resist sigh cannot resist must post pics

Posted by: mightymarty2 Sep 22 2008, 4:21 PM

there good

Posted by: Zhanneel Sep 23 2008, 1:48 AM

The Snozzberry one is adorable!!

Posted by: Anime Princess Sep 23 2008, 4:51 AM

i'm anoyed i didnt have my camera with me at the animal shelter today there were these four cute little kittens that kept doing realy funny things

Posted by: Administrator Sep 23 2008, 11:04 AM

How to tell it's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patch_Tuesday
http://www.istartedsomething.com/20070815/windows-update-osx/

What more can you ask for?

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 24 2008, 4:06 PM

I can't read it...

Posted by: winxclub-joy Sep 29 2008, 3:21 PM

Ok my turn!




For god sake kitty, you don't have a paw!





Erm, reminds me of a show called catdog?





Behold, this is every women's dreams

Posted by: P-girl Sep 29 2008, 3:37 PM

I finally found them, and they'd be pretty apropriate here Wall-E shorts! Wall-E meeting Bouncing balls, basket balls, Headphones, Vacuums.....

Posted by: winxclub-joy Sep 29 2008, 3:55 PM

I saw that, it's funny! xD

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 29 2008, 5:55 PM

lol that's funny xD

Posted by: Jahnavi Sep 30 2008, 1:15 PM

Lol, Wall-E is sooooo cute! The hula-hoop was my fave.

Posted by: Zhanneel Oct 1 2008, 3:48 AM

Poor soccer ball Wall-E! I liked the one with him and the headphones =P.

Posted by: mightymarty2 Oct 1 2008, 3:54 PM

that remains me of some of the videos from a rayman game (I think 2)

Posted by: iamsocool Oct 7 2008, 8:10 AM

Zhaneel and Fa-Fa those were so funny!!!!!!

Posted by: Vallah Nov 16 2008, 4:34 PM

Here is something I found:




In reply to that one with the rabbit. XD

Posted by: dittadulla Nov 20 2008, 6:48 PM

lol you has 3 unread kittens xD

Posted by: AnnieBelle Nov 20 2008, 11:13 PM

LoL, love it. 3 unread kittehs.

Posted by: Zhanneel Dec 8 2008, 5:20 PM

This might need to be redirected to a "Disturbing Images" thread. x_x

Some of us have nightmares about the blue screen of death. And then there are those who revel in it and tattoo it onto their arms? What's more painful, getting the tattoo or having to look at that for the rest of your life?

Posted by: winxtecna Jan 29 2009, 11:12 PM

I found some funny pictures!

Posted by: Bloom girl Jan 30 2009, 9:44 AM

I have some funny pics , too.

Posted by: winxtecna Jan 31 2009, 1:55 AM

LOL! I love the squirrel drinking out of the bottle! Thanks for sharing Bloom Girl!!

Posted by: Zhanneel Jan 31 2009, 4:48 PM

xD

Posted by: Winx4eva! Jan 31 2009, 6:10 PM

haha lol!
I got some:

Posted by: winxtecna Feb 1 2009, 3:38 AM

@Zhanneel: LOL! I love the Cheezeburgers cat!!

@Winx4eva: I love the surprise dogs!!

Here are some more!

Posted by: Winx4eva! Feb 8 2009, 8:33 AM

Ha ha! Can that kitten fix my computer?^^

here's more

Posted by: winxtecna Feb 8 2009, 11:03 PM

LOL!! I love the "I has a force field" cat. Very funny. Here are some more!!

Posted by: Zhanneel Feb 8 2009, 11:48 PM

Gwah!! I love: the "Pew" one, and the "wormhole" pic, and the kitty pic fixing the computer!

Posted by: winxtecna Apr 24 2009, 1:33 AM

I've found some more!!

Posted by: Boo Apr 24 2009, 1:59 AM

I know this isn't too funny; but just imagine this:
I'm a Mac-fan who uses Windows XP at school, and we are not supposed to change the desktop image (which is set to the default with the field and sky).
Well, I decided to bend the rules, and found this :

Posted by: Administrator Apr 25 2009, 1:21 PM

Posted by: Winx4eva! Apr 25 2009, 3:34 PM

Lol. XD

Posted by: Tom273 Apr 25 2009, 5:39 PM

LOL Admin, that's funny!

Posted by: P-girl Apr 25 2009, 5:50 PM

Here's a couple of Transformers; Animated shorts:

Starscream Mocking Megatron:

Posted by: Tom273 Apr 25 2009, 9:23 PM

lol nice

LOL someone at youtube has a funny cat that makes funny sounds! XD i hope my cat doesn't start to sound like this lol

Posted by: Administrator Apr 25 2009, 10:29 PM

Please see my post again, fixed some 404s.
http://magixclub.com/forums/index.php?s=&showtopic=2258&view=findpost&p=263532

Posted by: wkw427 Apr 25 2009, 10:46 PM

Posted by: Administrator Apr 26 2009, 12:07 AM

This just happened to me just now:

No!!! Screw you Windows!

Posted by: Administrator May 10 2009, 2:20 AM

Posted by: Tom273 May 18 2009, 10:04 PM

rofl Admin that's funny stuff!

watch this XD

Posted by: P-girl May 23 2009, 11:40 AM

I've been laughing my head off with these TV-Bloopers: (Warning; MUCH unintended innuendo and some animals getting frisky.)

Posted by: Administrator Jun 26 2009, 1:59 PM

Posted by: Purityangel Jun 30 2009, 4:30 PM

Posted by: Tom273 Jun 30 2009, 6:49 PM

rofl

Posted by: humbu111 Jun 30 2009, 9:44 PM

[noguests]LOL! Oh wow... xD [/noguests]

Posted by: Another Morning Jul 1 2009, 12:59 AM

In the first video P-girl posted, in 2:30-2:45, is that Carlton Banks playing the Newly Wed Game? o_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5ziNOtoMU

I lol so hard at this every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9TQJ6MJOmw

Cruel, but hilarous.

Posted by: Boo Jul 1 2009, 1:47 AM

QUOTE (Administrator @ Apr 25 2009, 01:21 PM)

You should have changed the wallpaper or create a bunch of shortcuts like this:

Imagine the horror of your computer teacher. :)

Or if you are the desperate type:

Whoops, created too many Recycle Bins! Let's trash it.

Posted by: Tash Jul 1 2009, 9:12 AM

at school if you did they would you really be allowed to? were not even allowed to change our desktop wallpaper....and one time this guy made a Christmas tree with desktop icons...he got told off.

Posted by: Administrator Jul 1 2009, 11:55 AM

QUOTE (Boo @ Jul 1 2009, 09:47 AM)

ROFL!!! I am DEFINITELY going to do that when I get back to school!!!
"Umm... Mr. Blank... emm... I know I just got back to school and all, but my PC is already being mean to me..." Definitely using the catastrophic error screen... He he he!

Posted by: Administrator Jul 1 2009, 12:04 PM

QUOTE (Tash @ Jul 1 2009, 05:12 PM)

Posted by: P-girl Jul 16 2009, 10:37 AM

While I haven't got the form right here..... my friend once wanted to buy a new computer online, so he got this form to fill out, and one of the questions was, I swear to God this is true:

Do you intend to use this computer for Terrorist acts?
Yes/No

.................

Dumbest. Question. Ever. Did they really think that if their computers were purchased by terrorists, they'd admit it in a FORM? We were so tempted to answer 'Yes' just for the hell of it.....

Posted by: Administrator Jul 16 2009, 10:53 AM

QUOTE (P-girl @ Jul 16 2009, 06:37 PM)

Posted by: P-girl Jul 16 2009, 11:40 AM

I sure hope so, they broke a lot of desks and walls this way.

Posted by: Tom273 Jul 16 2009, 11:55 AM

Posted by: humbu111 Jul 16 2009, 8:05 PM

[noguests]LOL P-girl and ROFL Tom xD [/noguests]

Posted by: Purityangel Jul 30 2009, 8:27 PM

Found on the Add-on for Mozilla Firefox, file name: Override Mozilla Firefox Guidance 0.6.080510

Posted by: humbu111 Jul 30 2009, 8:30 PM

LOL! Thats pretty funny XD

Posted by: Hanna Jul 30 2009, 10:39 PM

rofl

Posted by: wkw427 Aug 1 2009, 3:20 AM

unicron doesn't approve


far away


simple


jesus approves


jesus doesnt approve


facepalm

Posted by: AnnieBelle Aug 1 2009, 4:56 AM

How do you get Lady Gaga to cry?
Poke 'er face.

How do you get an old lady to cuss?
Get another old lady next to her to shout "BINGO!"

There are two muffins in an oven. One says, "Man, it's hot in here."
The other one says "HOLY CLAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out the burning ducks.

So I see this pirate, and he's walking around with a paper towel on his head. So I ask him "What's with the paper towel?"
He replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head." {note: uhhh it's a http://www.quickerpickerupper.com/en_US/index.shtml}

Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because...THEY'RE DEAD!

How to avoid bad knock-knock jokes:
"Knock knock!"
"Uh...come in!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because IT WAS DEAD!

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.

But, why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body cut off?
Yeah, I hear he's all-right now.

What happened to the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
They stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "...do you know how to drive this thing?"

Why was the math book so sad?
It had a lot of problems.

-and these last two, you've probably heard before.-

What kind of cheese just isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because, seven eight nine.

Posted by: humbu111 Aug 1 2009, 5:03 AM

[noguests]ROFL. Some of those are really good lol. And I actually hadnt heard the nacho cheese one, I like it XD [/noguests]

Posted by: Anime Princess Aug 1 2009, 5:14 AM

hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehheheheheheheheh i cant stop laughing

Posted by: AnnieBelle Aug 1 2009, 5:18 AM

I will admit, I took those from Hank Green's 50 jokes in 4 minutes he did back in November.

The following are from the 51 jokes in 4 minutes done in February.

What happened to the magical tractor?
It turned into a field...

What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaaiiiinnssssss

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

How do you fit 5 Bulbasaurs and 2 Charizards on a bus?
...you poke 'em on.

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are locked in mortal combat!
Darth Vader pulls Luke close to him and says "I know what you're getting for Christmas."
"What?! How?! That's impossible!"
"I felt your presents." {Note: because presents and presence sound the same and...haha it's Star Wars.}

Why do chicken coops only ever have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, they would be a chicken sedan! {Note: coop and coupe...? Come on, it's funny!}

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes *WHACK* "Darn!" and the other goes "Darn!" *WHACK*

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because...she's dead.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed the first one.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
OVER 9000!

How many Dragonball characters does it *really* take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. But it's going to take about 6 episodes.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor. [miner, minor, get it? xD]

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The sailors were all marooned.

What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!

A baby seal walks into a club.
ahahahaha.

If I have one little green ball in one hand, and one little green ball in the other hand, what do I have?
The undivided attention of a leprechaun.

xD done for now~

Posted by: humbu111 Aug 1 2009, 5:22 AM

[noguests]Teehee more good ones, thanx for sharing, Annie^^ [/noguests]

Posted by: Another Morning Aug 1 2009, 6:42 AM

XD Haha, nice.

The DBZ one about six episodes is FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

Posted by: dittadulla Aug 1 2009, 7:29 PM

XD Hahaha.

Posted by: Hanna Aug 1 2009, 7:54 PM

rofl

Posted by: AnnieBelle Aug 2 2009, 1:16 AM

Three termites walk into a bar and say, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Ahh, I think that would be called a stick.

"Uh, Billy...why did you eat your homework?"
"My teacher said it was a piece of cake!"

How come a nose can never be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use his cell phone?
Because, he's dead.

The calendar's days are numbered. [haha like "your days are numbered"="you're gonna die"]

Did you know that Michael Jordan can jump higher than your house?
Yeah, uh, my house can't jump.

Today I changed a lightbulb, and then I crossed the street, and then I walked into a bar.
And then I realized: My entire life is a joke!

A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an Algebra class the other day.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger...
And then it hit me.

How many elephants can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
4, two in the front and two in the back.

How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini Cooper?
None, 'cause there's already all those elephants in there.

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?
Uhh, same way you get two whales in any other car, you get on I-44 and you go across the MLK Bridge?

How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
You can see the footprints in the butter.

How do you know if there's two elephants in your refrigerator?
You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.

How do you know if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
Because you can't quite get the door closed.

How do you know if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
Because there's a Mini Cooper parked outside.

What's gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

What is the difference between an elephant and a plum?
Plums are purple.

What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, a herd of elephants coming over the hill!"

And what did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, a herd of plums coming over the hill!"
..I maybe forgot to mention that Tarzan's colorblind.

What did Beethoven and Mozart turn into when they died?
Decomposers.

What is a chicken's favorite composer?
Bach. [/bawk]

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me, man, we'll go places."

What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.

What did the wicked chicken lay?
A deviled egg.

"Doctor, doctor! I swallowed my pen! What do I do?"
"Ahh, use a pencil...?"

"Uh, one."
"How many mind-readers does it take to change a lightbul—wait a minute..."

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yeah, uh, none, that's a hardware problem.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer [say it out loud, kinda sounds like "no idea"]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Posted by: humbu111 Aug 2 2009, 1:54 AM

[noguests]LOL Annie thanx so much for those XD My fave is the sleevies one. [/noguests]

Posted by: wkw427 Aug 8 2009, 5:29 PM

image macros are more funny

Posted by: Hanna Aug 8 2009, 7:41 PM

all i can say is.... LOL and by the way goldeneye 64 is a great game ^^

Posted by: wkw427 Aug 18 2009, 1:23 AM

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Posted by: Another Morning Aug 23 2009, 4:42 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qx1FGRt54

AND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU (very slightest hint of 13+)

Posted by: fullmoon Aug 23 2009, 6:10 AM

All of this stuff is hilarious. It is good if I want to get laughing. ^^ Thanks!

Posted by: wkw427 Aug 23 2009, 8:27 PM

Can you find The Hidden Tiger ?

Posted by: dittadulla Aug 23 2009, 8:59 PM

@wkw: No, where? xD

Posted by: Another Morning Aug 24 2009, 3:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYYaPbJTJs

wat

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 7 2009, 11:53 PM

Posted by: Dreaming_faerie Sep 10 2009, 1:15 PM

I love this little kitty - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLHwShliAJI

And this is super cute more than anything - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V5ubAOeOBk

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 13 2009, 8:41 PM

Say this three times fast
An Irish Wrist watch
An Irish Wrist watch
An Irish Wrist watch

Saw this somewhere



- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

- LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

- Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is

"I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

Posted by: humbu111 Sep 13 2009, 10:15 PM

Posted by: Another Morning Sep 14 2009, 2:03 AM

Those were so cute, Dreaming_faerie!

Posted by: FloraFan Sep 14 2009, 6:54 AM

lol these cracked me up. My mouse is moving by itself right now. I guess that is kinda funny. I don't have proof to post it though. Impossible to get proof! but it is funny seeing it move across my screen when im touching the touchpad and the mouse isn't connected at all lol

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 20 2009, 12:49 AM

http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/www.magixclub.com/forum

Posted by: humbu111 Sep 20 2009, 12:54 AM

ROFLMAO . That. Is. Epic.

Posted by: Administrator Sep 20 2009, 2:26 AM

QUOTE (wkw427 @ Sep 20 2009, 08:49 AM)

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 20 2009, 2:15 PM

Not working for me, either :\

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 20 2009, 3:44 PM

Posted by: Winx4eva! Sep 20 2009, 3:53 PM

XD

"Over to this boot looking country...the Pizza Fascists..."

LOL!!!

Posted by: AnnieBelle Sep 20 2009, 4:02 PM

@Ditty: I love how he keeps completely skipping Poland.

also.

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 20 2009, 4:17 PM

Posted by: AnnieBelle Sep 20 2009, 4:22 PM

XDD Poland: "Er...."

that's like "Italians: We don't know either."

Posted by: dittadulla Sep 20 2009, 4:36 PM

Nonono. Poland: "allright I'll, like, watch it one more time and then they'll, like, totally, include me this time."

Posted by: Purityangel Sep 20 2009, 4:38 PM

Posted by: Another Morning Sep 21 2009, 4:54 AM

XDDDDD I laugh much harder than I should at other people falling over.

And the Estonian and the Peace Sign thing made me lol as well

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 22 2009, 2:20 PM

Posted by: Hanna Sep 22 2009, 4:54 PM

lol awesome

Posted by: AnnieBelle Sep 22 2009, 11:26 PM

@wkw: ...YOU.
I DISLIKE YOU AT THIS EXACT MOMENT IN TIME.
xD

Posted by: Another Morning Sep 23 2009, 10:12 AM

...why you gotta be like that?

Posted by: Winx4eva! Sep 23 2009, 11:46 AM

0_0

But...I never started...

Posted by: humbu111 Sep 23 2009, 8:13 PM

=O That was totally uncalled for!!

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 27 2009, 1:53 AM

Try not to laugh

Posted by: Another Morning Sep 29 2009, 4:55 AM

I cracked about 15 seconds in XD I think because it reminds me of Full Life Consequences.

Speaking of which...

Posted by: wkw427 Sep 29 2009, 3:41 PM

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

Teach a man how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.

Give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

Posted by: Administrator Oct 10 2009, 12:27 AM

http://imgur.com/tQbdx.jpg


source: http://twitter.com/longzheng/status/4730029417

Posted by: dittadulla Oct 10 2009, 7:02 PM

I can only say one word about that fly thing. ... what.

Posted by: mightymarty2 Oct 10 2009, 7:07 PM

@ditta please don't use thoughs initials

Posted by: dittadulla Oct 10 2009, 8:10 PM

Sorry >.<

Posted by: mightymarty2 Oct 10 2009, 8:12 PM

thats ok

Posted by: fullmoon Oct 18 2009, 11:23 PM

....Flies. Dead flies. And they are magnified. I find it more intriguing than funny....

Posted by: Purityangel Oct 19 2009, 2:11 AM

Posted by: Administrator Oct 21 2009, 8:47 AM

http://magixclub.com/forums/blog/administrator/index.php?showentry=291
http://magixclub.com/forums/blog/administrator/index.php?showentry=290

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 23 2009, 2:32 PM

Funny cause its REAL!
http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/22/burger-king-selling-a-windows-7-whopper-in-japan/

Posted by: Toriamelio Oct 26 2009, 12:50 AM

heh heh the funny things about these signs are that there all official xD

Posted by: Boo Oct 27 2009, 2:38 AM

QUOTE (wkw427 @ Sep 22 2009, 03:20 PM)

Posted by: wkw427 Nov 15 2009, 1:54 AM

Posted by: Purityangel Nov 15 2009, 3:43 AM

Posted by: mightymarty2 Nov 15 2009, 10:18 AM

thanks for them some of them are very good

Posted by: P-girl Nov 15 2009, 10:25 AM

Yay for Cracked.com Photoshop contests!

Posted by: Hanna Nov 15 2009, 1:17 PM

lol nice and wkw your ones are also pretty funny

Posted by: wkw427 Nov 25 2009, 10:32 PM

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Posted by: Another Morning Dec 11 2009, 6:33 AM

GIF-HEAVY POST AHOY

Posted by: wkw427 Dec 11 2009, 8:16 PM

Posted by: wkw427 Dec 13 2009, 1:55 AM

Someone on YT asked if they could draw something for me a few months ago and I finally found it! XD

Posted by: wkw427 Dec 15 2009, 9:37 PM

I proclaim myself emperor of this thread :\

Posted by: wkw427 Dec 26 2009, 12:57 AM

Arise, o thread of the deadded!

Posted by: Purityangel Dec 26 2009, 3:05 AM

Christmas Humor, don't mind me. xD

Posted by: Hanna Dec 26 2009, 8:55 AM

nice thread xD

Posted by: Purityangel Jan 16 2010, 11:07 PM

Posted by: wkw427 Jan 21 2010, 1:51 AM

Posted by: wkw427 Jan 30 2010, 2:11 AM

You've just..

Spoiler!

Posted by: wkw427 Mar 2 2010, 11:21 PM

Posted by: wkw427 Mar 17 2010, 11:51 AM

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We Googled each other for awhile before deciding to sneak into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:














http://instantrimshot.com/

Posted by: Hanna Mar 18 2010, 11:08 PM

lols

Posted by: Purityangel Mar 18 2010, 11:53 PM

Posted by: wkw427 Mar 24 2010, 11:39 PM

Posted by: Hanna Mar 29 2010, 11:50 AM

lol nice

Posted by: wkw427 Mar 31 2010, 5:12 PM

Posted by: Hanna Mar 31 2010, 6:33 PM

rofl lol

XD

Posted by: P-girl May 5 2010, 10:41 AM

Kitties!

Posted by: wkw427 May 25 2010, 9:44 PM

Old man lost his marbles TO marbles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4mKwmvV3a8&feature=popular

Posted by: Purityangel Jun 1 2010, 6:04 PM

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 18 2010, 12:12 AM

Posted by: P-girl Nov 9 2010, 2:07 PM

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Posted by: wkw427 Oct 4 2011, 1:05 PM

Ain't I a stinker?