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darkar
post Jul 5 2007, 9:03 PM
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hi there everyone.i posted this topic becuz i have noticed when someone comes to this forum and donot find any of their friends they become sad and miss them.so i thought it would be a great idea to read and post here in this topic when someone is bored and cant think of doing anything.i will be posting jokes and riddles daily but it would be appreciated if everyone do the same.you can post either jokes or riddles and plz no repeating.

Is It Ok???
Shall I Begin???


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Anime Princess
post Jul 5 2007, 9:05 PM
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awsome idea icon_smile.gif i'll see if i can come up with any good jokes and riddles to post icon_smile.gif


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post Jul 5 2007, 9:07 PM
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let not post now cuz i need some ppl to say that its ok.


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post Jul 6 2007, 3:07 AM
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I think its a great idea!
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post Jul 6 2007, 3:19 PM
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Great idea


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post Jul 6 2007, 3:50 PM
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ok i will begin.thnx ya all.

Joke : My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight.

Riddle
A "Wise King" devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.

The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King.

The rules of the test were that the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles, etc.).

One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King.

How did he figure it out?

(i will post the answer later when i check your brain level.Oops sorry for that but plz do answer it if you can)


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post Jul 6 2007, 4:03 PM
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He asked the princess to come to him.


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post Jul 6 2007, 5:03 PM
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i dont know how but you answered correctly.you have a smart brain.
ok ppl here is one again

A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!)


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post Jul 6 2007, 5:43 PM
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i think (this is a crazy answer)

that maybe she gave the 10 cookies to the children made one more and put it in the jar (MAYBE)

This post has been edited by bloom-enchantix-charmix: Jul 6 2007, 5:46 PM


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post Jul 6 2007, 5:47 PM
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no sorry but false.come on people who can answer it
i m waiting till 2 to 3 more users answer if no one suceed then i will post the answer


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post Jul 7 2007, 2:30 AM
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sorry I'm stumped on that one. I can't figure it out. I'm no good at these!
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post Jul 7 2007, 5:26 AM
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jeez i wonder why you cant solve it.?
here is the answer to the riddle
(She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.)

here is another joke
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


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post Jul 7 2007, 5:29 AM
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lol that was a good joke


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post Jul 7 2007, 5:32 AM
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here is another riddle.let's see who can solve it?

A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother.

How could this be?


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post Jul 7 2007, 8:13 AM
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maybe the beggar was a female so the man who died had a sister. correct?

QUOTE (darkar @ Jul 7 2007, 10:26 AM) *
jeez i wonder why you cant solve it.?
here is the answer to the riddle
(She hands the 10th child the jar with one cookie left in it.)

here is another joke
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

good joke LOL


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post Jul 7 2007, 8:17 AM
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i agree with bloom_enchantix_charmix's answer that seems to be the only fesable answer


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post Jul 7 2007, 10:02 AM
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Good joke

He had a twin.


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post Jul 7 2007, 5:18 PM
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QUOTE (bloom-enchantix-charmix @ Jul 7 2007, 04:13 PM) *
maybe the beggar was a female so the man who died had a sister. correct?
good joke LOL


i dunno how but you manage to answer correctly.congrastulations your mind can think well
the beggar was indeed a woman.

Joke
A good friend is like a computer.I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!!!

Riddle
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?????


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post Jul 7 2007, 6:45 PM
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he wasnt driving he was walking


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post Jul 7 2007, 7:01 PM
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good brain quality.i m posting easy ones
here is another one

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday.

How could that be?


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