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Bloom girl
post Jan 25 2009, 10:13 AM
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icon_smile.gif I have just found in my English pupil´s book this joke :

The Pope is visiting London.He is picked up at the airport by a luxurious limousine.He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know,I never get to drive.Would you please let me ?"
The driver doesn´t know what to say,but he finally gives in.After all, he can´t really say 'no' to the Pope.The Pope starts driving, and he really enjoys himself. He starts going so fast that they are stopped by a policeman.The young officer asks him to roll down the window. Seeing the Pope ,he is shocked ,and goes back to his car to radio his chief.

Officer: "Chief , I have a problem. I stopped someone for speeding , but it´s someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor ?"
Officer: "No much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the Queen ?"
Officer: "Even more important than that."
Chief: "Who on earth is more important than the Queen ? "
Officer: "I don´t know, but he´s got the Pope driving for him ! "

LOL !!!!

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humbu111
post Jan 25 2009, 5:15 PM
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Lol good one


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post Jan 25 2009, 8:40 PM
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LOL, that is funny! Thanks for sharing!!!
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Bloom girl
post Jan 29 2009, 12:52 PM
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Oooups !
I added this topic in a wrong place ! I should have add it to Forum games .... sorry ! icon_redface.gif
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I will move it.
But... how can I move it ?

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post Jan 29 2009, 3:00 PM
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post Jan 29 2009, 4:42 PM
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Ok , now post other jokes you know !
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post Jan 29 2009, 10:30 PM
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I've got a joke. I thought it was funny. You have to think about it then you'll get it!!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.
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post Jan 29 2009, 11:14 PM
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Haha, I like that one, thanx


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post Jan 29 2009, 11:34 PM
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I just found another one! Enjoy...

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.


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See? You've forgotten me already!
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Bloom girl
post Jan 30 2009, 9:21 AM
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haha !!! Lol that was good !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post Jan 30 2009, 12:44 PM
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lol


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post Jan 30 2009, 9:09 PM
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nice one


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post Apr 10 2009, 12:08 PM
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I'll try.

True gamer decided to have a dinner. He's walking to the nearest restaurant, ordering a soup. Tasting it, not enough salt he thought. He's taking the salt, but when he shakes it the whole salt drops out from saltcellar.
-Damn, i had to save first!

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post Apr 10 2009, 1:31 PM
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Lol cool

my wacky joke: how do you keep Bush from drowning? - you take your foot off his head


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post Apr 10 2009, 5:49 PM
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post Apr 11 2009, 8:51 AM
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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks - why the long face?

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post Apr 11 2009, 8:57 AM
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This was a quote from a comic. I don't remember who, but I found it entertaining.

"Three guys walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it."


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post Apr 11 2009, 9:33 AM
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LOL!


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post Apr 11 2009, 2:12 PM
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LOL!!!
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post Apr 11 2009, 5:42 PM
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks


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