Unfortunately, there was a game called "Fortunately Unfortunately".
Fortunately, the game only has two rules.
Unfortunately, every time you make a sentence, you have to start with "Fortunately" or "Unfortunately".
Fortunately, this paragraph is an example.
Unfortunately, you can only post one sentence at a time.
Fortunately, this game is not that hard after all.
Unfortunately, there is no rule number 2.
Fortunately, the game starts now.
Unfortunately, there was a young girl called "Susan" which is being laughed at school for her looks.
fofortuantly she had a secret weapon
unforunately it was just a banana
fortunatly she had a calm person
unfortunitly they werte dead
fortunatly this stopped the bullying
unfortunitly the scars remained
fortunately they where not obvious
unfortunitly that was because they we're emotional scars causing her to fall to peices
fortunatly her family supported her
unfortunitly it wasnt enough to save her
fortunatly she had more help
unfortunately it wasn't enough
fortunatly they had another plan
Unfortunately they were side-tracked by free doughnuts...
fortunatly it did not take lng to eat them
unfortunitly the poisen had already spread
fortunatly there was still time
unfortunitly there was no easy way
fortunately they had an expert there to do the procedure
Unfortunately, the expert just got assassinated
Fortunately there were two there
unfortunitly the second expert was realy a spy who assainated then first
Fortunately, the assassin died in a car crash
unfortunitly there was now no one to save poor susan
fortunately besides susan, some other people are saved
Unfortunately, those other people are actually criminals.
Fortunately, they were only arrested for petty crimes, like stealing daisies from the neighbor's yard.
unfortuitly they were the daises used to poisen poor suzan
fortunately, some people survive from the poison
unfortunitly they werw the ones who made the poisen
Fortunately, the daisies died out
unfortunitly the dead was already done
Fortunately one good person survived
unfortunitly they were outnumbere3d by bad
Fortunately the bad got arrested
Unfortunately, the bad guys escaped prison because the police didn't paid attention.
Fortunately half died in the escape
unfortunitly the worst survied
fortunately the worst half of them turned themselves in
unfortunitly they had already poisened half tyhe town
fortunately one quarter of the sick were saved
Unfortunately, most of the survived people were actually shoplifters and began to do their deeds.
fortunatly they where to weak to run so where easily caught by the police and the goods stolen returned
Unfortunately, the police was also poisoned so the shoplifters escape easily.
fortunatly other police forces where drafted in to help
unfortunitly they were all assasinated before reaching the town
fortunatly some had already arrived and arrested the assasin
unfortunately one of the officer accidentally killed the assassin
Fortunately, nobody noticed. XD
unfortunatly this caused more assains to come for revenge
forunately they didn't make it throguh the security
unfortunatly some of them posed as security so got through
Fortunately, the security noticed and started chasing them down.
Unfortunately, the security guards had just come off of their doughnut/coffee break and were too full to run quickly.
Fortunately, there was backup.
Unfortunately, the 'backup' guards were sleeping.
fortunitly the guards were smart and had an alarm to forewarn them
Unfortunately, the assassins deactivated the alarm so the 'backup' guards were (still) asleep.
fortunitly they had a booby trap set
Unfortunately, the assassins are lucky because they didn't trip the trap.
fortunately, there's another trap
Unfortunately, the computer managing that trap crashed, so the assassins were still running.
Fortunately some seperated and got re-arrested.
unfortunatly the prision and cells was distroyed so they had no where to hold them
Fortunately, there was another jail very nearby.
Unfortunately, the jail cells were made out of cardboard so they offered no resistance.
Fortunately, behind the card board was more protection made of steel
unfortunately, those are not enough
Fortunately, the police are guarding the assassins.
Unfortunately, they fell asleep.
Fortunately, they were so well trained they could guard in their sleep.
xD
Unfortunately, the assassins were so ugly that the police turned to stone
Fortunately, the assassins didn't escape.
Unfortunately, the police's sanity did. xD
Fortunately, the police didn't die... yet...
Unfortunately, the assassins' friends came to bust them out.
Fortunately, the police awake due to the sounds the assassins were making.
Unfortunately, they were distracted by the smell of doughnuts in the break room. (Yes, I tend to stereotype the police ^^)
Fortunately, it didn't took long for them to eat it.
Unfortunately that was TOO long
Fortunately, the assassins only made 10% of the total progress to get out of jail.
unfortunatly the jail was not completed yet so had no outer defenses
Fortunately, the defences INSIDE are reinforced concrete so that slows down the assassins.
unfortunatly there where highly skilled at escaping
Fortunately, the police called for backup.
unfortunatly the cops would take a long tie to arrive
Fortunately, the police let the dogs out.
unfortunatly the assasins distracted the dogs with meat
Fortunately, the police tried to 'outsmart' the assassins by bringing in the helicopters.
unfortunatly the assasins hid in a tunnel
Fortunately, a train sound could be heard in the tunnel so the assassins ran out.
unfortunatly the train stopped so to avoid hitting them and was taken by the assasins
Fortunately, the police in the helicopters spotted them.
unfortunatly the train was faster than the helicopters
Fortunately, the backup arrived...... on that train itself... and the police quickly rushed up to the assassins
unforunatly the assasins detached the car the police where in
Fortunately, the police called another train to go to the same railway as the assassin's train were.
unfortunalty they could not gain any ground on the assasins train
Fortunately, the police called backup on the railway.
unfortunatly there was no way of cathing the train
Fortunately, the train is now on top of a mountain and has a risk of crashing.
unfortunatly so did the police
Fortunately, the assassins are inside a tunnel and the lights in the train are broken so they are in pitch blackness.
unfortunatly they did not need to see as there was only one track
Fortunately, the train was automated so the police shut down the power for the train.
unfortunatly there was a back up generator on board the train
Fortunately, the backup generator won't last long.
unfortunalty it would last long enough for them to escape
Fortunately, the assassins didn't know that power disruptions are often during this period so the generator was already used before.
unfortunatly the assains train had enough momentum to take them down the mountain
Fortunately, the train the assassins were is going so fast that they have to brace for impact.
Unfortunately, the assasins were awesome enough to slow down the train with their bare hands.
{That was an accidental hilarious typo. Bear hands...xD}
Fortunately, the police's train is going fast too.
Unfortunately, a boulder fell on the police's train.
Fortunately, in front of the assassin's train was a bunch of cows.
unfortunately, they walk away
Fortunately, the police's train isn't that damaged.
unfortunatly the assasins had left the train and were far away from the train track
Fortunately, above the assassins are the police helicopters.
unfortunatly they had split up
Fortunately, the assassins met a tiger and were running for their lives.
unfortunatly the assasin had a gun and shot it
Fortunately, it jumped out of the way.
unfortunatly it was hit by a second bullet
Fortunately, it only got hit in the leg.
unfortunatly this slowed it down enough so the assasins could escape
Fortunately, the police surrounded the assassins (in person).
unfortunatly there were not enough police to surround all the assasins
Fortunately, the police also brought in the dogs and the dogs are now chasing after the assassins.
unfortunatly the dogs where shot by the assasins
Fortunately, the assassin's guns have no bullets left. (remember this!)
unfortunatly they where near an ammo store
Fortunately, it was closed and locked.
unfortunatly they crashed a car into the door breaking it
Fortunately, the car was an imaginary one, since they cannot find a car near a forest.
undortunatly they knew of another ammo store near their location
Fortunately, it's very far away.
unfortunatly there was a village close by that had cars for them to steal
Fortunately, those cars are locked and their owners were near.
unfortunatly the assasins still had a plan
Fortunately, the people in the village received a phone call from the police to guard their cars and possessions carefully.
unfortunatly the assins could over power the people in the village
Fortunately, the police has "disguised" themselves as normal village people.
unfortunatly the assasins as they reached the cillage could tell the difference between the cops and citizens
Fortunately, the police from the assassins' back quickly rushed up to them.
unfortunatly before they had time to catch up the assasins had stolen enough cars to allow them to escape
Fortunately, the cars are broken.
unfortunatly the assasins know how to fix cars
Fortunately, their knowledge is limited.
unfortunatly it was enought to solve the problems with the cars
Fortunately, they can't solve every scenario.
unfortunatly this scenario had been as they made there escape
Fortunately, the car ran out of fuel.
unfortunatly it was near a petrol station
Fortunately, the petrol station also ran out of fuel.
unfortunatly there was another petrol station down the street
Fortunately, the assassins' need around 5 minutes in order to just get the car to work and the police only takes 4 minutes to completely surround them with a force of 100 troopers, 20 K-9 handlers with their fierce dogs which really obeys their master's order, 10 armed vehicles, 30 very highly well-trained snipers with the latest and most powerful sniper with armored piercing capabilities and 2 helicopters, completely surrounding the entire area.
(offtopic: beat that!)
Unfortunately....there (conveniently) was a manhole they ducked into to make their escape underground.
fortunatly the cops spotted this and followed
Unfortunately, the assassins set up a trap after they went through
Fortunately, only 2% of the police forces were trapped in that trap. The rest of them enter the manhole.
Unfortunately, the remaining 98% of the police were blind.
{Oh, god. That would suck. "Yeah, 98% of our police force is blind..."}
Fortunately, the assassins' were killed by accidentally dropping themselves into a water supply(?) underground.
Unfortunately, now the water supply was contaminated.
Fortunately, the water was already contaminated and is undergoing water treatment.
unfortunatly they escaped from the water treatment
Fortunately, they were already dead so the above post can be ignored.
unfortunatly they came back to life
Fortunately, their bodies are still inside the water supply (which the water is contaminated) so they die again.
unfortunatly assasins from the same group as the ones came for revenge and assasinated the cops involved
Fortunately, the police already killed them before the assassins could even get their gun.
unfortunatly the cops did not know about all the assasins
Fortunately, the remaining assassins were just Hollywood actors.
unfortunately, those hollywood actors all had mean wifes.
Unfortunately, so were the cops.
fortunatly no one did anything to upset the other group
Unfortunately, that soon came to an end.
fortunatly they had negaotiators there to keep the tempers cool
Unfortunately, the negotiators were assassined.
fortunatly they had a backup
{Darnit, marty!}
Unfortuantely, the backup was three-year-olds.
Unfortunately, they malfunctioned and gave bad advice
fortunatly with the disaster of the negotiators and started to talk
unfortunately there's damages
Fortunately, they were easily fixable.
unfortunatly they did not have time to fix the damages
fortunately, there's helpers
unfortunatly they where all dead
fortunately, their kids were alive and able to help
unfortunatly they where to far away to help
Fortunately, the telephone has been invented
unfortunatly there where no phones in the area
Fortunately, they did have internet connection.
unfortunatly they did not have anything to connect to the internet with
Fortunately, the assassins died in a car crash.
unfortunately the gangster took over where the assassins left off
fortunately some of the people could yell REALLY loud.
unfortunatly that made no difference to the gangsters plans
Fortunately, the gangsters were very slow.
unfortunately, they're trying to catch up
fortunatly it would take them a while to catch up
unfortunately it took some time to do so
unfortunatly they where faster than the police
fortunitly marty posted the wrong thing as he should have posted a fortunitly so the police were actualy faster then them
(oops)
unfortunatly they stole some cars which where faster than the police ones
fortunately some cars a spotlit
unfortunatly they where nearly there
fortunately the police rushed there in time
unfortunatly they where out numbered and out gunned
Fortunately, the people were out of bullets.
unfortunatly so where the police
fortunately they were hiding behind the bushes
unfortunatly they where scared of the gangsters
Fortunately, the reinforcements weren't.
unfortunately, they are out numbered
fortunatly they had a plan
Unfortunately, the plan didn't work out.
fortunatly they had a plan b
unfortunately they forgot what it was
fortunatly they had it recorded on paper
Unfortunately, the paper spontaneously combusted.
fortunatly a copy was kept on a laptop which they had with them
unfortunately the laptop broke down
Fortunately she had it on a disk
Unfortunately the disk broke.
fortunatly someone had just remembered
unfortunately the disk can't be fix
fortunatly someone arrived who knew the plan
Unfortunately, that guy was assassinated.
fortunatly he had a disk which was recovered from his dead body by the group
unfortunately it was damaged
fortunatly it would still work
Unfortunately, the most critical data has been scratched, while the unscratched part just contained useless information.
Fortunely it was written in a notebook
Unfortunately, the notebook was blown away by a strong breeze.
fortunatly someone caught it
Unfortunately, that notebook was programmed to self-destruct in 15 seconds.
fortunatly they had enough time to escape the explosion
Unfortunately, there were many barrels of gunpowder conveniently located where the explosion was.
Fortunately it didn't go off they escaped
Unfortunately it was blown into a fuel tank nearby.
fortunatly it was empty
Unfortunately, the fuel tank parts were shattered around the area.
fortunatly they where not in the way of anyone
Unfortunately, an unintelligent animal ended up stumbling over one of the pieces
fortunatly the pieces where not damaged
unfortunately the animal hurt its paw
fortunatly it could still move
unfortunately, its paw would not heal
fortunatly they could stop its pain with pain killers
unfortunately they soon ran out of them
fortunatly a new supply arrive just as they ran out
unfortunately, the new supply blew up
unfortunatly they had another back up supply on the way
unfortunely, the pain killers fall and dropped into a drain
fortunatly some where saved
unfortunately, they caught fire
Fortunately, the fire was put out by the water in the sink.
unfortunately, there's fire on the other side too.
Fortunately, the fire on the other side was put out as well.
unfortunately, another fire starts again
fortunatly the fire bagade turned up and put it out
Unfortunalty, half the fire brigade died in the battle
fortunatly they where still more than enough to cope with any further fires
Unfortunately, a fire wasn't the only thing they had to worry about.
fortunately, there's help with the others
Unfortunately, the help didn't know how to handle the oncoming unfortunate situations.
fortunately, a person thought of a wonderful plan
unfortunatly he could not tell anyone the plan
Fortunately, he could write it down.
unfortunatly he died before he could write it down
fortunately he came back as a ghost and wrote it down
Unfortunately, a dog came and stole the paper.
fortunatly the dog was caught with the paper intact
unfortunatly, a bird swooped down and swallowed it before flying away
fortunately, someone captured it back
unfortunatly the paper was still inside the bird
fortunately the bird was just nearby
unfortunately the only way to get the paper back was to kill the bird
fortunatly a vet came along to do it
unfortunately he didn't bring his kit
fortunatly he could make do with items the group had
unfortunetly, the group didn't have any items.
fortunatly, he knew magic and summoned some items
unfortunatly he was too tierd to preform the spells
fortunately he had a brother who wanst tired
unfortunatly he did not know the spells
fortunately, he could be taught
unfortuntely, he's confused
fortunatley he was only temporarily confused and is okay now
unfortunately he forgot
fortunatly he had a book with the spell in
unfortunaltey the book unexpectedly burst into ashes
fortunatly it was in another book which they had
Unfortunately that book got wet and the ink ran too much for it to be legible.
fortunatly the page was undamaged with the spell on
unfortunately the guy accidentally barfed on that page and everyone was too disgusted to look at it
Fortunately, someone had a hose to wash it off with.
unfortunately, they doesn't know how