May 21, the day that all Terminator fans in the United States shall rejoice with song and a great feast, but I just have one small question, why is it taking FOREVER to open in theaters? I feel like the creators found some why to slow down time just to upset me. I can hear their deviant conversation right now... "Hey, you hear about that Exorcist guy on the Magix club boards?" "Yeah, the Terminator fan?" "Yeah, lets slow down time so it takes longer for Terminator Salvation to come- just to p*ss him off." "Oh man, this is going to be hilarious!" I swear, this are the exact dialogue from when those dirty, rotten creators were planning my torment.
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Call me Ishmael, for my name is all but dust.
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