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I went to see it just now.
I'm going to summarize it, including with spoilers
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Extras turned from nameless people to nameless bots. I didn't hear the twins names, the little bot's name, the name of the new car-bots, I don't think the animal-bot had a name......
The robo-rapist was cool. Was she killed? Why no other appearence after blowing the school up?
The Mexican kid wasn't needed, period
Horrible scene of Sam saying to Prime "No, ,screw you I'm not helping"
I really liked the air droping of the bots in China
More nameless bots
The Fem-bots didn't even have any freaking screen time! The only thing they said is "We'll get you to safety!" then they were killed.
Jetfire, that was the hight of the movie, at least in my opinion. But, why did they need to use the spark's last shard to bring him back? I mean, WTH?
The fallen didn't have much screen time..
Kind of silly how the Primes wanted to harvest Energon (WHY? New viewers don't even know WHAT it is!!), and Fallen Prime said "I'm sick of looking, lets go boomy"
HOW would blowign up a sun harvest Energon? You have to be on the planet with energon to blow up the sun, and.. that... would kill you..
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If TL;DR, or you don't want spoilers, Here is a spoiler-free version
Foxx'x bounding rack, blow **** up, moralize the forces, blow up the sun
If you don't want spoilers,
Three hours of **** blowing up
I'm sick of how they fudged up the TF mythos again.. It is supposed to go like this
-the one, make unicron to explore themultiverse
-he split up unicron so primus was made
-primus see unicron evil
-trap them both into rocks
-unicron starts to turn rock into robot
-primus does same, makes the TFers to do what the One wanted
That is how it should be. With that, they could of changed it so that..
-the fallen betrays prmus, and goes to unicron by mind control or changing sides (which WAS true!)
-the remaining 12 primes continue to explore the universe,
-unicron continues to consume the multiverse
If they want a third movie, they BETTER do this
-our universe is the only one at peace, and the last one, period
-Vector Prime, the last of the original 13 Primes comes from the Void beyond time to warn our universe
-The bots and NASA build a giant space ship and send themselves to Cybertron
-while some of them rebuild the pyramid-blaster to turn it into a weapon
-Only Vector Prime knows what Unicron looks like
*cut to random humans*
-Few people are watchign Pluto, Unciron comes into the Universe and eats Pluto. Thus why Pluto isn't a planet. HAH
*Cut to Cybertron*
-Prime is infused with the MAtrix of Leadership, sans second movie
-He still contains Jetfire's spark, which is combined with the remains of the Allspark
-Prime goes into Cybertron's core, reactivating Primus, and they warp to Earth where Unicron is about to eat the planet
*cue blowing **** up*
Epic battle of the planetoids, the humans fire the superweapon but hit Primus instead, killing him.
Unicron is his equal and opposite, he can't exist without him. he goes boom too.
Primus resurrects Optimus and Jetfire from beyond the Void
Then finally Sam gets laid.
That would make the third movie better. I should write the scripts tbh
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