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Posted by: wkw427 Oct 18 2009, 2:44 PM

Did you know that you can turn the title of any book into a really funny joke by adding "in your pants" to the end of the title?

Try it!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone in your pants

Posted by: Hanna Oct 18 2009, 4:56 PM

lol nice idea

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 18 2009, 5:38 PM

Websters Guide to the English Language in your pants


My favorite:
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in your pants

AHHAHAHAHA

Posted by: P-girl Oct 18 2009, 5:55 PM

Er....

Bite of the Demon in your pants.

New Blood in your pants.

Ouch, my choice of books is painfull!

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 20 2009, 12:04 AM

Maximum Ride in your pants

East in your pants

okay then...XD

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 20 2009, 12:42 AM

Oh, I've got one:

Twisted in your pants.

Posted by: humbu111 Oct 20 2009, 12:46 AM

QUOTE (winxclubrox23 @ Oct 19 2009, 08:04 PM)

Posted by: Dark_Side_Master Oct 20 2009, 6:31 PM

QUOTE (Mazei AD @ Oct 20 2009, 04:41 AM)

"The Three Little Piggies (in your pants)"

Posted by: dittadulla Oct 20 2009, 7:03 PM

Let me.

'City of Masks in your pants'
'City of Stars in your pants'
'Witchchild in your pants'

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 20 2009, 11:35 PM

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Funny%20Book%20Titles.htm


Hot Dog in your pants
I'm fine in your pants
Big Fart! in your pants
Teach Me! in your pants
Tug of War in your pants
Beekeeping in your pants
It's Magic! in your pants
I like Fish in your pants
Stop Arguing in your pants
Why Cars Stop in your pants
I like Liquor in your pants
I Love Crowds in your pants
Mosquito Bites in your pants
Red Vegetables in your pants
Wind Instruments in your pants
Let's Do it Now! in your pants
I'm Someone Else in your pants

I can't do anymore !!!

Posted by: Another Morning Oct 21 2009, 1:24 AM

The Hobbit in your pants.

>_>

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 21 2009, 2:05 AM

Wrecked in your pants
A Certain Slant of Light in your pants
Double Identity in your pants
Among the Hidden in your pants
Click Here in your pants
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in your pants. (Okay, that sounds kinda epic.)
Dancing Naked in your pants
A Time for Dancing in your pants
Kat's Fall in your pants
Harry the Poisonous Centipede in your pants (By FAR my fave so far.)

Posted by: Jahnavi Oct 21 2009, 3:04 PM

A Song For Summer in your pants
The Robbers in your pants
The Fire Within in your pants
Dogs Don't Tell Jokes in your pants
George's Secret Key To The Universe...in your pants

xD

Posted by: CaffinatedAngst Oct 22 2009, 1:18 AM

The Skystone in my pants
The Best College Admission Essays in my pants
The Mists of Avalon in my pants
The Chronicles of Narnia in my pants

Posted by: Another Morning Oct 22 2009, 2:15 AM

The Black Cauldron in my pants

No More Dead Dogs in my pants

Posted by: AnnieBelle Oct 23 2009, 3:10 AM

How Did they Die in your pants
Regarding the Pain of Others in your pants
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in your pants
An Abundance of Katharines in your pants
Ink Exchange in your pants
A Wrinkle in Time in your pants
Walk Two Moons in your pants

*wonders if you got these from where she thinks you got these*

Posted by: Another Morning Oct 23 2009, 10:15 AM

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader in my pants

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 23 2009, 4:23 PM

I got them from John/Hank Green fron youtube.com/vlogbrothers

Posted by: Abdu 6b Oct 23 2009, 8:20 PM

QUOTE (wkw427 @ Oct 20 2009, 07:35 PM)

Posted by: AnnieBelle Oct 23 2009, 8:53 PM

I KNEW IT! ♥

Things Not Seen in your pants
The Secret House in your pants
A Coming Evil in your pants
As I Lay Dying in your pants
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings in your pants

Posted by: fullmoon Oct 24 2009, 3:38 AM

When it happens...in your pants.......

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 24 2009, 5:14 AM

Lovely Bones in your pants
Whatever Happened to Lani Garver in your pants
Magyk in your pants

Posted by: Jahnavi Oct 24 2009, 1:38 PM

The Secret Countess in your pants
The Scarlet Pimpernel in your pants
The Prophecy Of The Stones in your pants
Angels & Demons in your pants

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 24 2009, 6:56 PM

Holes in your pants
A Crooked Kind of Perfect in your pants
Nevermind in your pants

Posted by: Another Morning Oct 24 2009, 7:51 PM

And Still We Rise in your pants
The Picture of Dorian Grey in your pants

Posted by: Toriamelio Oct 25 2009, 12:18 AM

Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe in your pants. (wow its pretty crowded in there! xD)
Tangerine in your pants
The Night Before Christmas in your pants
Green Eggs and Ham in your pants
David's Father in your pants
the Sandcastle Contest in your pants
Smelly Socks in your pants
Mmm, Cookies! in your pants
Andrew's Loose Tooth
Up, Up, Down in your pants
Ribbon Rescue in your pants
(and my fave) We Share Everything! in your pants

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 25 2009, 12:22 AM

You know I think it can be done for movies and TV shows, too.

Winx Club: Secret of th eLost Kingdom in your pants
Winx Club: The MAgic is Back in your pants

Posted by: Toriamelio Oct 25 2009, 12:38 AM

really? cool!
Beauty and the Best in your pants
A bug's Life in your pants
Sleepover in your pants
Monsters Vs. Aliens in your pants

Posted by: fullmoon Oct 25 2009, 6:51 PM

Take me there in my pants.

Posted by: Toriamelio Oct 26 2009, 12:28 AM

Saving You in your pants

Posted by: W.I.N.X Oct 26 2009, 8:36 AM

Mishaps in your pants-xD

A movie?
Saw...in your pants-oh dear. I had enough horrible imagery from these movies Dx

A song?
A Little Fall of Rain..in your pants-ME AND MY MIZZIENESS.

Posted by: Abdu 6b Oct 26 2009, 6:20 PM

Ooh I know a song! Love Story in your pants

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 27 2009, 4:38 AM

Song?

Breathe in your pants

Movie?

Dirty Dancing in your pants

Posted by: humbu111 Oct 28 2009, 1:43 AM

Songs:
You Belong With Me in your pants.
When I Grow Up in your pants.
Life Your Life in your pants.
Let It Rock in your pants.
Knock You Down in your pants.
I Do Not Hook Up in your pants.
Go Too Far in your pants.
Everytime We Touch in your pants.

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 29 2009, 2:31 AM

Back to books:

Wicked Lovely in your pants
Can you Keep a Secret in your pants
I'd tell you I Love you, then I'd have to kill you in your pants
Ink Exchange in your pants

Ooh, I have a song too:

F.U.N in your pants. XD

Posted by: Abdu 6b Oct 29 2009, 10:18 PM

I have a joke that relates (you won't understand if you're under 13). How do you tell if chromosomes are male or female? You check in it's genes (jeans) Don't get it, genes = jeans LOL (chromosomes are also called genes). Let's see, Totally Haunted Kids in your pants!

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 29 2009, 10:29 PM

Thats quite funny

Posted by: Toriamelio Oct 31 2009, 3:57 AM

well... I'm 11 and I got it... so... does that mean I act like 13? lol not that theres anything wrong with being 13 *hides under bed* don't hurt me 13 year olds! (that or I'm just mature for my age xD)

Posted by: Abdu 6b Dec 29 2009, 9:48 PM

sorry i'm not calling under 13s dumb, I didn't know what chro... that long tailed word meant until I was 13

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Dec 29 2009, 9:56 PM

Gamer Girl in your pants
Along for the Ride in your pants
Ink Exchange in your pants
Fragile Eternity in your pants

Posted by: Another Morning Dec 29 2009, 10:56 PM

The Mortal Instruments in you pants

Posted by: Princess-Mariah Dec 30 2009, 2:13 AM

The Secret Garden in your pants
Sugar Plum Ballerinas in your pants
Maximum Ride The Final Warning in your pants
Maximum Ride The Angel Experiment in your pants
I'd Tell You I Love You But Then I Would Have To Kill You in your pants
Cross My Heart And Hope To Spy in your pants

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Dec 30 2009, 6:08 AM

(MARIAH! YOU READ MAXIMUM RIDE TOO!?! *Fangirl moment*)

Fang in your pants (Buahaha, just because it doesn't come out until March doesn't mean I can't put it.)
Lock and Key in your pants

Posted by: Hanna Dec 30 2009, 1:00 PM

sailor moon in your pants
anime in your pants
posts in your pants
ze banning game in your pants
mission impossible in your pants
top gun in your pants
i can't think of more in your pants

Posted by: Toriamelio Dec 31 2009, 2:19 AM

Some Wicked songs!!!! (just some)

What Is This Feeling? In your pants
Dear Old Shiz in your pants
Defying Gravity in your pants
I'm Not That Girl in your pants
March Of The Witch Hunters in your pants
No One Mourns The Wicked in your pants
One Short Day in your pants
Popular in your pants
Sentimental Man in your pants
Something Bad in your pants
Thank Goodness in your pants
The Wizard And I in your pants
Wake Me Up in your pants
No Good Deed in your pants

Posted by: Jahnavi Dec 31 2009, 6:39 AM

Dancing Through Life in your pants. xD

Posted by: Toriamelio Dec 31 2009, 7:14 AM

OMG I MISSED THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*books it over to jahford* so-whats the most swankified place in town?

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Dec 31 2009, 7:34 AM

*Points at my location* That would be the Ozdust Ballroom

Posted by: Jahnavi Dec 31 2009, 9:11 AM

Sounds perfect! xD

Let's go down to the Ozdust Ballroom, we'll meet there later tonight...

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 1 2010, 1:31 AM

We can dance 'till it lights, find the prettiest girl, give her a whirl..

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer in your pants
Frosty the Snowman in your pants

Tehe, I felt festive.

Posted by: Toriamelio Jan 1 2010, 6:01 AM

a book...
The Prince Of Neither Here Nor There in your pants

a movie...
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? in your pants

a song...
We All Live In A Yellow Submarine in your pants
and...
Across The Universe in your pants

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 2 2010, 3:44 PM

Right on down to the Ozdust Ballroom, come on follow me, you'll be happy to be there. Dancing through life, downn at the ozdust if only because dust is what we come to, nothing matters but knowing nothing matters, it's just lifeee, so keep dancing throoouuuuggghh. I'm sorry, I had to join.
@Tori, I'm Not That Girl in your pants and Sentimental Man in your pants? O mai. And Something Bad in your pants? xD

How abouts a video gaem?
The SIms in your pants
xD

Posted by: Hanna Jan 3 2010, 12:26 AM

zombies ate my neighbours in your pants

Posted by: Toriamelio Jan 3 2010, 1:26 AM

QUOTE (W.I.N.X @ Jan 2 2010, 07:44 AM)

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 3 2010, 11:01 AM

And since lots of WIcked talk is going on here and I am proud to say I finished my new Wicked set! Le yay!

How about
Princess Diaries in your pants
Cross my Heart and Hope to SPy in your pants
Tomorrow When the War Began in your pants

Posted by: Toriamelio Jan 3 2010, 10:18 PM

(OOOOOOOOOH! I loooooove your set!)
a movie...
The Mask in your pants

a song...
TNT in your pants XD

books...
Squashed in your pants
The Goats in your pants
Lizard in your pants
Kidnapped In The Yukon in your pants (this is a really good book like the old version my class read it in grade 5)

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 4 2010, 11:56 PM

QUOTE (W.I.N.X @ Jan 2 2010, 07:44 AM)

Posted by: Jahnavi Jan 5 2010, 4:11 PM

Well, maybe...I could invite her!

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 2:38 AM

Oh Biq really? You would do that for me?

Edit: EPIC FAIL TYPO! OH THE EMBARRASSMENT!

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 6 2010, 5:15 AM

I would do anything for you Miss Galinda.
Sooo...So i'll be picking you up around 8?
After all, now that we've met one another, it's clear we deserve each otherr. You're perfecct. You're perfect, so we're perfect together, born to be forever dancing through life!

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 5:23 AM

Oh Elphaba, isn't it wonderful? Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night, with this Munchkin boy Galinda found for me, and I only wish there were, something I could do for her, to repay her, Elphaba seeeeee, we deserve each other, and Galinda helped it come true, we deserve each other, me and Boq. Please Elphaba, try to understand. I dooooooo.

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 6 2010, 5:32 AM

(We've absolutely hijacked his hread xD.We REALLY need a sub-forum specifically for musicals so, we can do this there.))

Galinda listen, Nessa and I were talking about you just npw. And I was just talking about you! I thought you might wanna wear this hat to the party tongiht! It really, uh sharp don't you think? YOu know black is this years pink, you derserve eachother this and hat you, you're both so..smart! You derserve eachother, so here out of the goodness of my heart!

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 5:44 AM

(I know! I suggested it awhile back, but it didn't really fly.)

Listen Nessa. Yes? Uh, Nessa, I've got something to confess, a reason why, well, why I asked you here tonight. Now I know it isn't fair... Oh Boq, I know why. You do? It's because I'm in this chair, and you felt sorry for me. Well isn't that right?

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 6 2010, 6:00 AM

No,no it's because, uh , because because you are so beautiful. OH Boq, I think you're wonderful and we derserve eachother, don't you see this is our chance? We derserve eachpther, don't we Boq? You know what? Let's Dance. WHAT? Let's DAAAAAAANCE
((And someone else can finish 'er off. And I think we need to suggest again, I'm a musical freak and I will let out some off my fangirl there. In the meantime, I've thought about starting a musicals member team))

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 6:08 AM

(*Resits the urge to finish it off.* I feel like I did a lot of that. XD)

Beauty and the Beast in your pants

(Also, regarding the member team. DOOOOO ITTTTT!)

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 6 2010, 6:12 AM

Dancing through life, down at the Oz, if only because dust is what we come to, and the strange thing, your life could en up changing, while you're danciiiiiinnnngggg throouuuuuugh!

And xD, I was just on the Beauty and the Beast IMDB boards, and was about to go watch it.

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 6:14 AM

Best. Disney Movie. EVER!

I need to watch the Christmas one again.

Cinderella in your pants
Tarzan in your pants

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 6 2010, 6:20 AM

Oh it is. It is. I agree completely. And of course, when I go to get the DVD, I find out my sister has taken it with her oversea. I am not a happy chappy.

The Lion King in your pants
Hunchback of Notre Dame in your pants

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 6:27 AM

Toy Story in your pants
Finding Nemo in your pants

Aww, that sucks.

Posted by: W.I.N.X Jan 6 2010, 6:32 AM

Monsters Inc in your pants
Cars in your pants

Pixar FTW. John Lasseter saved DIsney. By making sure films were still made with care and well-made. Which is why I'm glad he controls Miyazaki movies. He doesn't Disneyfy them as much.

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Jan 6 2010, 11:57 PM

Omg, he totally did. I doubt they would be even making as many movies had he not been involved. Like Princess and the Frog for example. He was the Producer or something like that.

Up in your pants
A Bug's Life in your pants

Posted by: Toriamelio Jan 7 2010, 5:38 AM

I-I-I missed the song?!?!?!?!? *grabs Tea's snuggie land uses it as a tissue* Ha! Take that! LOL

a book...
How To Eat Fried Worms in your pants

a movie...
The Nightmare Before Christmas in your pants (I'm dead serious this is the most disturbing I've ever seen... *cough*really creepy*cough*)

a song... (XD from the Nightmare Before Christmas)
Kidnap Mr Sandy Claws in your pants

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 14 2010, 1:37 AM

5000 Years of Royalty in your pants

...okay, so I'll admit I was only here looking at the hijacking of this thread for Wicked related purposes. FTW.

Posted by: wkw427 Oct 14 2010, 11:42 AM

How to Be a Better Husband in your pants

Posted by: Jahnavi Oct 14 2010, 2:06 PM

Paper Gangsta in your pants. >_> {Sorry. I've just been listening to that song a lot lately. xD}

Posted by: W.I.N.X Oct 14 2010, 2:26 PM

Well. What Fond memories of thread hi-jacking there be. I loves it.

Annnnd, to go with Jah's Lady Gaga theme, Paparazzi in your pants xD

Posted by: humbu111 Oct 14 2010, 9:58 PM

Ooh Jah you took my advice lol, I recommeneded that to you a while ago =P Ahem. Continuing on with the Gaga theme, I Like It Rough in your pants.

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 14 2010, 10:38 PM

Annnnnnd breaking the Lady Gaga theme:

Walk Away in your pants

WHICH SOUNDS SO EPIC! xD

Posted by: Jahnavi Oct 15 2010, 3:10 PM

Haha, yup. I remember that, Bu-Bro. 8D

Getting back to the Gaga theme...Bad Romance in your pants. Lmao. x) {No, wait, even better: Alejandro in your pants. 8O}

Posted by: winxclubrox23 Oct 24 2010, 2:30 AM

Death of 100 Whales in your pants

Posted by: Anime Princess Oct 24 2010, 2:39 AM

Vampire Kisses in your pants
Kissing Coffins in your pants
Vampireville in your pants
Dance With a Vampire in your pants
The Coffin Club in your pants
Royal Blood in your pants
Love Bites in your pants

... ... ...

Posted by: imdepressedxo Oct 24 2010, 3:22 AM

Necropolis in your pants

Oww