The “Corrupt A Wish” Game, Granted… but not Options

[WXLM_Tecna717]

OK, I’ve seen this one on a few forums back in my day so I figure I’d transplant it here. The idea is simple go in behind the last person and corrupt their wish in some other hilarious way. See the below example

Person 1:I wish for admin rights on this board
Person 2: granted but then there’s no one to participate. I wish for a new computer
Person 3: granted but it runs windows 3.1
… and on and on the game goes. Now let’s go have some fun.

I wish for a mansion in the hills

[mightymarty2]

Granted bit the hills are haunted

I wish for a Aston Martin

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted bit the hills are haunted

I wish for a Aston Martin

Granted but it won’t pass local emissions testing rules unless you spend more money than it’s worth replacing all the critical parts (e.g. engine, entire exhaust system, etc.)

I wish for an always updating catalog of Winx club shows (e.g. all seasons, all spinoffs, etc. if they’ve come up with a new season it gets added to my subscription plan) The subscription would come in three levels, silver, gold, and platinum. A silver subscription would get you unlimited access to all of the above content with the occasional ad, A gold subscription would get you the same as silver just minus the ads and a 24 hour live streaming channel that plays the Winx club in its entirety from season one episode one all the way out to current with no brakes, and a platinum subscription get you all that gold gets you plus download access permanently even if you cancel to everything up to the point when you canceled. And it gives you access to an exclusive members only forum and a online radio station just for laughter. )

[mightymarty2]

Granted but all subscription levels are ruinously expensive and the website is unreliable

I wish to be able to watch all Winx seasons like I was experiencing it for the first time

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but all subscription levels are ruinously expensive and the website is unreliable

I wish to be able to watch all Winx seasons like I was experiencing it for the first time

Granted! But you wind up not liking it as much as you do and this website doesn’t exist.

I wish for Magix to be a real place and thus to be able to meet the Winx and Headmistress Faragonda in person

[mightymarty2]

Granted but the trip to Magix and meeting Ms Faragonda is at a time of crisis and the meeting is only for a second or two

I wish days were longer

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but the trip to Magix and meeting Ms Faragonda is at a time of crisis and the meeting is only for a second or two

I wish days were longer

Granted, but time to rest remains the same so you’re constantly tired

I wish to have a popular winx website

[mightymarty2]

Granted but it is only popular with internet Trolls


I wish to be lucky

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but it is only popular with internet Trolls


I wish to be lucky

Granted, but your wish backfires and what you thought was like actually turns out to be an elaborate scam that you were convicted of being the leader of.

I wish for friends who understood me and loved me for who i am

[mightymarty2]

Granted but you can never meet them in person

I wish for a nice holiday

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but you can never meet them in person

I wish for a nice holiday

Granted but you fall ill just before you’re scheduled to leave

I wishI had magical powers

[mightymarty2]

Granted but you cannot control them

I wish for a bigger bedroom

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but you cannot control them

I wish for a bigger bedroom

Granted but it’s next to a noisy neighbor so you can’t sleep or make much use ofvit.

I wish that TechTV was still here

[mightymarty2]

Granted but its not available where you live

I wish the new Winx seasons would be available now

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but its not available where you live

I wish the new Winx seasons would be available now

Granted. But. The animation sucks

I wish for a lifetime supply of hands to hold

[mightymarty2]

Granted but they are just hands nothing else

I wish for more money

[WXLM_Tecna717]

Granted but they are just hands nothing else

I wish for more money

Well, just hands and nothing else it’s just fine by me so that really didn’t corrupt my wish at all that gave me exactly what I wanted. As to yours granted, but it turns out to be monopoly money.

[mightymarty2]

No wish

I wish for WXLM_Tecna717 to make a wish

[WXLM_Tecna717]

No wish

I wish for WXLM_Tecna717 to make a wish

Granted but it winds up bring a repeat


I wish for more frientd

[mightymarty2]

Granted but they are not real friends

I wish for life to be simpler