Funny Fun., Jokes or riddles or anything funny. Options

[angel123]

For people who dont know wat this game is... you need a sense of humor but for every one else just tell jokes, riddles, even funny pics are wanted. ANYTHING you might think is funny.

ill start:

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

This post has been edited by angel123: Oct 31 2008, 3:18 AM

[dittadulla]

...dunno

aha, a joke.

An American said ” we have George Bush, Steve Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash”.. and an Icelander replied : ” we have Geir H. Haarde, no wonder, no hope and no cash “..

ahh... crisis talk.

another perhaps:

There was once a man who went to a really fancy restaurant and ordered some buff with poataoes, vegatibles, beans and sauce but after a little while he notices that one of the potatoes is ruined.

He calls for service and a blondie who doesn't look really smart comes to him so he says:
"This potato is bad!"

Then the blondie picks up the potato, walks with it a little distance from the tables and says: “Bad potato! Bad potato! Bad potato!”. then she walks towards the man, puts the potato on the dish and says: “just let me know if it is going to be for any trouble again.”

[angel123]

lol thats funny

the answer is an onion


A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled.
"Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. "

He did this carefully.

"Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter."

He silently obeyed her.

"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. "

As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
( And what was YOUR dirty mind thinking!

[dittadulla]

LOL

Q:what does a blondie ask when the doctor says that she is pregnant?
A:Is it mine?

[angel123]

lmao

A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.

How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?

[Winx_cutie189]

lol.. because he use some powder something to make it solid?

PS: Isn't there already a Jokes and Riddles thread?

[angel123]

yea but that one is pretty much dead. and in this one any one can post a funny pic riddle joke or video or anything they want.

[Winx_cutie189]

Ok, Here's a joke i heard in a vid.. Lol.. I think you may have heard of it but please.. it says a bit of bad words though.. o.o, Oh well, here: The Italian Man who went to Malta

One a day, I be goin to Malta to big a hotel, In the morning, I go down to the lounge to eat a breakfast, I tell a waitress i want two pieces of bread, She brings me only one piece, I say I want two piece and she say Go to the toilet and i say you don't understand! i want two piece on my plate, she say You better not piss on the plate you son of a b****, i don't understand why she call me a son of a b**** so in the afternoon i went to a restaurant and i call the waitress, she brings me a spoon, a knife, and no fork, i tell her i wanted a fork, she say Everybody wanted a f***, i say You don't understand! I want a fork on the table, she say You better not f*** on the table you son of a b****, get angry so i come back to my room but there are no sheets on my bed, i called the manager and tell him i want a sheet, he say go to the toilet, i say you don't understand! i want a sheet on my bed, he say you better not sh** on the bed you son of a b****! so i went down and left, in the counter, the guy say peace on you! i say you better not piss on me you son of a b****! i'm goin back to italia..

it's just the accent of the italian: here's the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nOC8xMjHZw

This post has been edited by Winx_cutie189: Oct 31 2008, 3:49 AM

[angel123]

ok this is an old one


your a bus driver you have 15 kids on your bus curently you go and pick up five kids so you now have 20. then you drop off 10 people and pick up 7. after that you go to the next stop and pick up 8 more people. you then drop of 25 people.

1.) wat color are the bus drivers eyes?

2.) how many people are on the bus?

[Winx_cutie189]

1: blind, i think
2: 0

[angel123]

wrong and wrong

1.) wat ever color your eyes are

2.) 1 its the bus driver

I am a window, I am a lamp, I am clouded, I am shining, and I am coloured; set in white, I fill with water and overflow. I say much, but I have no words. What am I?


This post has been edited by angel123: Oct 31 2008, 4:00 AM

[Winx_cutie189]

sky and clouds?

[mightymarty2]

a picture

[angel123]

nope if you dont want to read the answer dont look below



an eye

[Winx_cutie189]

Oh well... Better luck for us next time..

[angel123]

just highlight the black to see the answer and any one can tell a joke

[dittadulla]

A little boy is sitting in the hospital's lounge waiting for a his appointment with the doctor when he spots a pregnant woman. he looks at her for about a minute, when his mother asks what was wrong.

“Why does the woman have such a big belly?” the boy asks. “Because she has a baby in her belly.” His mother answers.

“is it a good baby?”, The boy asks. The mother says yes to that.

“Then why did she eat her baby?”

[angel123]

lol god one


1.)wats black and white and red all over?

2.)wats got for legs and 16 wheels?

This post has been edited by angel123: Nov 1 2008, 8:08 PM

[mightymarty2]

a sunburnt penguin

a trucker and his truck

[angel123]

a sunburnt penguin

a trucker and his truck

no and a freit truck has 18 wheels. but i like the sunburnt penguin one that would work but its not wat i was thinking.