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[Toriamelio]

Here is a game I thought up. The rules are you can't tell the same joke more then 1 time. And they all have to be appropriate ok?
example:
person #1: why did the chicken cross the road?
answer: to get to the other side.
person #2: Why did the robber take a bath?
answer: to make a clean getaway ect.

I'll start
What do you get when you cross two principles?
Answer: You don't, principles like to be crossed! XD