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 Jokes ! Just for laugh..., Post funny jokes you know ! |
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 May 18 2009, 10:24 PM
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Cosmix Fairy
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lol nice jokes ^^
here we go...
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
a random joke i found:There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, they start asking the questions.
The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"
The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing and having fun.
The chief asks, "Yeah, but what else were they doing?".
The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle.
The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything else?"
The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking.
The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?"
The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.
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Jun 8 2009, 5:13 PM
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Bloomix Fairy
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Time for, When Life Gives You Lemons Quotes, Sayings, and Jokes. - When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
- When life gives you lemons, suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!".
- When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!
- When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.
- When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and you would have the most lemons ever.
- When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party.
- When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons.
- When life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay.
- When life gives you lemons, when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
- When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye.
- When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
- When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
This post has been edited by Purityangel: Jul 4 2009, 4:51 PM
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Jun 9 2009, 1:41 PM
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Cosmix Fairy
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When life gives you Lemons, get a whip, put some deep marks on life, then throw life into a pool full of lemon juice. Not only will you end life, but you will stop getting lemons, and can have a party with life-flavored lemonaid.
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Jun 9 2009, 9:33 PM
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Cosmix Fairy
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long time no jokes, here's one:There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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 Jun 10 2009, 4:51 AM
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Mythix Fairy
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Shut Down is preventing Windows from restarting( stolen from my very own blog  )Sir Isaac Newton discovered the law of gravity by watching an apple fall to the ground. Is it a laptop or a desktop model? If astronauts(?) are so clever, why they count backwards? (10, 9, 8, 7, 6...) At his retirement ceremony the boss told him, "The way we see it, we're not so much losing a worker as gaining a parking space." My unreliable car has made me more religious. Every morning, I have to pray that it works. Husband: Honey, do you know why golf is only meant for men? Wife: Why? Husband: Because GOLF stands for: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. Bulletin Bloopers:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to (towards) cripple children. Always be on the lookout for new ideas. The guy who invented spray paint got the idea when he sneezed when he was drinking his tomato juice. Steven's mother has five sons: - Pang Pang
- Peng Peng
- Ping Ping
- Pong Pong
- ???
Quick! Tell the answer as fast as possible! Answer: If you think the answer is Pung Pung, then you're wrong! It's obviously Steven.The parking situation is so bad that every family now has two cars: One for driving and one to hold the parking spot. Wife: Do you think I should let my hair grow? Husband: Yes, right over to cover your ugly face.
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