Darnit! Forgot the rating: despite nothing really happening..... 12+ because of the first bit.
Alright, I decided to venture into humor, one of the genres I have less experience with. It's all quite a bit silly, immature and I fear this piece is a bit less.... readable if you haven't watched Galactik football. It's more of a drabble then anything else, and breaks down the fourth wall quite toroughly.
Have a laugh (I hope) and my apologies for the very, very lame title.
An Author's whim