I had to write a bunch of poems, two weeks to do it, did it in an hour.
R&R plez
1. Haiku
Cheese
Cheese is really super good How often should one eat good cheese Cheese is super duper good
2. Cinquain
Mouse Silent Pest Stealing, breaking, dirtying Lets shoot some mice Vodent
3. Simile Poem
Madness
Madness One can be odd yet toughly insane As a rock falls and goes back up again Like a sick clown, as confusing as pie Madness is an apple colored onion
4. Diamente
Morecheese
Cheese Tasteful, creamy Rotting, molding, growing Side dish, main dish, snack dessert Bliss, disgust, calcium full Yummy, nasty Mold
5. Lanterne
The Earth Spins
Luna Pulling The oceans true An eternity
Worlds Colliding Long time ago A molten world Explode
Order Goes fast But it slows Now
Sol Pulling Here, Terra Till the end comes Soon
6. Limerick Rhyme
A bot named Optimus Prime Couldn’t be arsed to rhyme He blew stuff up Transformed into a cup And then asked nicely for a dime
8. Part of Speech Poem
Cry
The onion Silent, but deadly Harsh and bitter Smelly Cry
9. Name Poem Anubis
Another day, another death No-one escapes the dark net Unlimited power But a death god Is Sad
10. Five Senses Poem Rage
Rage is red, like the firs of hell It sounds of thunder, battles of the gods It tastes like ambrosia, eternal bliss And reeks of bloodshed, of those who have fallen A white flash of fury and power That is rage
11. Past Poem Happy
The happiest time in my life Reminds me of playing a fife I was up high Thought I’d die But I yelled “squirrel†at an old mans wife.
12. Object Poem Pencil
A sharpened pencil Ready, waiting for writing Ready to create
13. Three Favorite Lists Dream List
Power I want some power To do whatever I want Unlimited cheese
Man If I were a super man My cape would be made of ham People would run I’d have a lot of good fun If I were a super man
Everything I would have everything Nothing I didn’t have Yet one thing missing; A horse-riding chav
14. Size Poem Me
Look down Small things Dirt, bugs, sand Look up Am I small? Earth, Jupiter, Sol, Eta Aquilae, Rigel, Gamme Andrmoedae By now I can’t be seen The ruby star, the pistol star, How can they be so big? Anteras, Acturas, and VV Cephei A Just balls high above, what they are in more When size becomes out of comprehension Now Avalon, our home, not even a speck of dust The local group, The biggest, us, but yet We can’t be seen From here to our sun takes eight minutes To the moon not even a second But if you were light You wouldn’t know this scale Because you’d still be going
15. String Poem What?
Cheese, onion sausage Boil it for an hour Keep it warm Keep its form And when it is done GIANT SPAGETI MONSTER! ATTACK
16. Alter Ego Poem Alter Ego
You are not right Blood on your hands How can you laugh In your world of the damned You think you made it better When infact is it much worse Vile scum, this is the end of the letter 17. Poem with Lines Many Lines
The door is closed, a stairway leading, My journey lies ahead No turning back to humanity For it is slipping away What is happening? I am falling To a realm where I shouldn’t be It is familiar, I’ve been here before I am not corporal, I can’t remember Forever to haunt my home.
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