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mightymarty2
post Jul 11 2007, 3:56 PM
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darkar
post Jul 11 2007, 7:00 PM
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Lol no one can answer it fine i will

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

Blood... the man is a Vampire.

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here is another one
A man has a goat, a wolf, and a head of cabbage. He comes to a river that has no bridge, but a small boat to cross the river. The boat can hold only one of the three things he has. If he takes over the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he take over the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. How does he solve the problem???


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post Jul 11 2007, 7:31 PM
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Hi takes the goat first. Then the Wolf. Then hi takes the goat backe again. Takes the wolf. goes back and takes the goat again. Right?
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darkar
post Jul 11 2007, 7:40 PM
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Right i guess that riddle was popular and well known

let's see can you solve more?

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why???


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melgirl1778
post Jul 12 2007, 2:10 PM
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it was on tv?


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darkar
post Jul 12 2007, 3:19 PM
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false.
might someone else answer so that i can continue


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post Jul 12 2007, 8:26 PM
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Hmmm...becaue he is a hangman and she happened to be sentenced to death?


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darkar
post Jul 12 2007, 8:35 PM
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how did you figure it out? a 12 year like you got good thinking skills
here is another one

A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time????


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fullmoon
post Jul 12 2007, 8:38 PM
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Lol! I was thinking for some time and then it struck me....for that one...I think the answer is that he is a midget and when it is raining, he has a umbrella.


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darkar
post Jul 12 2007, 9:11 PM
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you are not using any help are you?

here is another riddle
A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this???


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post Jul 12 2007, 9:13 PM
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He shot a mirror.
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fullmoon
post Jul 12 2007, 9:13 PM
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I'm not, some of these I already heard from my friends or I just think about it for a while and I get it. You said a bathroom right? Is there a mirror in the bathroom? If there is, then he shoots the reflection of himself in the mirror.


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darkar
post Jul 12 2007, 9:21 PM
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yes yes it was the mirror.
sorry if i asked something suspisious.i m sorry

here is another one:
A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The ony tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parrallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?


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post Jul 12 2007, 9:27 PM
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I had to think about it for a minute but I finally got it when I was looking outside at the hospital. icon_razz.gif A person in a wheelchair.


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darkar
post Jul 12 2007, 9:54 PM
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true.i dunno how your brain works but i can say you are smarter than me.it took 1 week for me to figure out all that i posted till now.

here is another one

What is special about the number 854917632?

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fullmoon
post Jul 13 2007, 5:43 PM
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I heard that one from my friend at school. It is has all the numbers from 1-9 in alphabetical order.


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darkar
post Jul 13 2007, 6:31 PM
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ok.. here is another one

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?


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fullmoon
post Jul 13 2007, 6:35 PM
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Hmm....sounds familiar. I forgot the answer though. I would say the maid and that she murdered him because there isn't any mail on Sunday but I get mail on Sunday so.....hmm...


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post Jul 13 2007, 7:12 PM
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the maid because there isnt mail on sunday.


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post Jul 13 2007, 7:17 PM
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yep i'd have to say the maid too


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