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  Sep 20 2008, 7:19 AM
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Mythix Fairy
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Post anything funny you found in this topic. Starting off... QUOTE  Feast your eyes on the never-before-seen lightning speed of the Windows Vista operating system. Forget about complex benchmarking tests and about performance comparisons between pre-final releases of Windows Vista SP1 and Windows XP SP3. Right now and right here, you will be able to experience first hand the true performance enhancements that Microsoft has delivered to its latest Windows client. Guaranteed to blow your mind away! You might be tempted to say that it's a bug or even an error. But that is not the case. Not even by a long shot. Yes, the screenshot does depict a Windows Vista operating system managing the extraction of the contents of a .ZIP archive in 35,460 days and 21 hours! Boy, those 21 hours really threw me off. I mean, I actually had plans, on that Tuesday 97 years from now (I don't think it will be a Tuesday, but I didn't bother to check, it just sounded funny to me the way it was - random). But really, in 97 YEARS it's bound that I will be busy being dead and all...  But it's not a bug or an error. Actually, it can be a lot worst. As much as I wanted to hold the record for Vista's "performance" it will not be possible. My hat is off to Long Zheng. It features Vista writing 15 MB on a CD in 47,117 days and 20 hours. Yes, I know, those extra 20 or so hours really make a difference. So you see, in the past Vista was burning 15 MB of content to a CD by 2136. Now, the same operating system, but with the performance enhancements delivered by Microsoft, extracts 73.4 MB by 2104. This is an amazing improvement either way you look at it. And it is sure to increase your work-flow by years and years. I mean, forget about everything you are doing and run to the store. You have to get a copy of Windows Vista as soon as possible. I'll bet you have been waiting for an operating system that can perform a standard extraction process in under 100 years all your life!!! http://news.softpedia.com/news/Vista-Perfo...ars-73980.shtml  ('dagar' means 'days')
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 Administrator Funny Stuff Sep 20 2008, 7:19 AM dittadulla LOL! that's a fast Vista!
hey, dagar... Sep 20 2008, 7:45 PM Zhanneel xD That was great
Here are some Lolcats-type ones... Sep 21 2008, 3:43 AM dittadulla lol.
I got nothing... Sep 21 2008, 11:48 AM Anime Princess aya Zhan Zhan now you've done it >_< mus... Sep 21 2008, 8:50 PM mightymarty2 there good Sep 22 2008, 4:21 PM Zhanneel The Snozzberry one is adorable!! Sep 23 2008, 1:48 AM Anime Princess i'm anoyed i didnt have my camera with me at t... Sep 23 2008, 4:51 AM Administrator How to tell it's Patch Tuesday
What more can... Sep 23 2008, 11:04 AM dittadulla I can't read it... Sep 24 2008, 4:06 PM winxclub-joy Ok my turn!
For god sake kitty, you don... Sep 29 2008, 3:21 PM P-girl I finally found them, and they'd be pretty apr... Sep 29 2008, 3:37 PM winxclub-joy I saw that, it's funny! xD Sep 29 2008, 3:55 PM dittadulla lol that's funny xD Sep 29 2008, 5:55 PM Jahnavi Lol, Wall-E is sooooo cute! The hula-hoop was ... Sep 30 2008, 1:15 PM Zhanneel Poor soccer ball Wall-E! I liked the one with ... Oct 1 2008, 3:48 AM mightymarty2 that remains me of some of the videos from a rayma... Oct 1 2008, 3:54 PM iamsocool Zhaneel and Fa-Fa those were so funny!!... Oct 7 2008, 8:10 AM Vallah Here is something I found:
In reply to that on... Nov 16 2008, 4:34 PM dittadulla lol you has 3 unread kittens xD Nov 20 2008, 6:48 PM AnnieBelle LoL, love it. 3 unread kittehs. Nov 20 2008, 11:13 PM Zhanneel This might need to be redirected to a "Distur... Dec 8 2008, 5:20 PM winxtecna I found some funny pictures! Jan 29 2009, 11:12 PM Bloom girl I have some funny pics , too. Jan 30 2009, 9:44 AM winxtecna LOL! I love the squirrel drinking out of the b... Jan 31 2009, 1:55 AM Zhanneel xD Jan 31 2009, 4:48 PM Winx4eva! haha lol!
I got some: Jan 31 2009, 6:10 PM winxtecna @Zhanneel: LOL! I love the Cheezeburgers cat... Feb 1 2009, 3:38 AM Winx4eva! Ha ha! Can that kitten fix my computer?^^
her... Feb 8 2009, 8:33 AM winxtecna LOL!! I love the "I has a force field... Feb 8 2009, 11:03 PM Zhanneel Gwah!! I love: the "Pew" one, an... Feb 8 2009, 11:48 PM winxtecna I've found some more!! Apr 24 2009, 1:33 AM Boo I know this isn't too funny; but just imagine ... Apr 24 2009, 1:59 AM  Administrator QUOTE I'm a Mac-fan who uses Windows XP at sch... Apr 25 2009, 1:21 PM Winx4eva! Lol. XD Apr 25 2009, 3:34 PM Tom273 LOL Admin, that's funny! Apr 25 2009, 5:39 PM P-girl Here's a couple of Transformers; Animated shor... Apr 25 2009, 5:50 PM Tom273 lol nice
LOL someone at youtube has a funny cat t... Apr 25 2009, 9:23 PM Administrator Please see my post again, fixed some 404s.
http://... Apr 25 2009, 10:29 PM wkw427 Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an... Apr 25 2009, 10:46 PM Administrator This just happened to me just now:
No!!... Apr 26 2009, 12:07 AM Administrator Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an... May 10 2009, 2:20 AM Tom273 rofl Admin that's funny stuff!
watch this... May 18 2009, 10:04 PM P-girl I've been laughing my head off with these TV-B... May 23 2009, 11:40 AM Administrator Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an... Jun 26 2009, 1:59 PM Purityangel RE: Funny Stuff Jun 30 2009, 4:30 PM Tom273 rofl Jun 30 2009, 6:49 PM humbu111 LOL! Oh wow... xD Jun 30 2009, 9:44 PM Another Morning In the first video P-girl posted, in 2:30-2:45, is... Jul 1 2009, 12:59 AM Boo QUOTE (Administrator @ Apr 25 2009, 01:21... Jul 1 2009, 1:47 AM Administrator QUOTE (Boo @ Jul 1 2009, 09:47 AM) ROFL... Jul 1 2009, 11:55 AM Tash at school if you did they would you really be allo... Jul 1 2009, 9:12 AM Administrator QUOTE (Tash @ Jul 1 2009, 05:12 PM) at sc... Jul 1 2009, 12:04 PM P-girl While I haven't got the form right here..... m... Jul 16 2009, 10:37 AM Administrator QUOTE (P-girl @ Jul 16 2009, 06:37 P... Jul 16 2009, 10:53 AM P-girl I sure hope so, they broke a lot of desks and wall... Jul 16 2009, 11:40 AM Tom273 QUOTE While I haven't got the form right here.... Jul 16 2009, 11:55 AM humbu111 LOL P-girl and ROFL Tom xD Jul 16 2009, 8:05 PM Purityangel Found on the Add-on for Mozilla Firefox, file name... Jul 30 2009, 8:27 PM humbu111 LOL! Thats pretty funny XD Jul 30 2009, 8:30 PM Hanna rofl Jul 30 2009, 10:39 PM wkw427 unicron doesn't approve
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Poke 'er face... Aug 1 2009, 4:56 AM humbu111 ROFL. Some of those are really good lol. And I act... Aug 1 2009, 5:03 AM Anime Princess hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehe... Aug 1 2009, 5:14 AM AnnieBelle I will admit, I took those from Hank Green's 5... Aug 1 2009, 5:18 AM humbu111 Teehee more good ones, thanx for sharing, Annie^^ Aug 1 2009, 5:22 AM Another Morning XD Haha, nice.
The DBZ one about six episodes is ... Aug 1 2009, 6:42 AM dittadulla XD Hahaha. Aug 1 2009, 7:29 PM Hanna rofl Aug 1 2009, 7:54 PM AnnieBelle Three termites walk into a bar and say, "Hey,... Aug 2 2009, 1:16 AM humbu111 LOL Annie thanx so much for those XD My fave is th... Aug 2 2009, 1:54 AM wkw427 image macros are more funny Aug 8 2009, 5:29 PM Hanna all i can say is.... LOL and by the way goldeneye ... Aug 8 2009, 7:41 PM wkw427 .....................................…�... Aug 18 2009, 1:23 AM Another Morning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7qx1FGRt54
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h... Aug 23 2009, 4:42 AM fullmoon All of this stuff is hilarious. It is good if I wa... Aug 23 2009, 6:10 AM wkw427 Can you find The Hidden Tiger ? Aug 23 2009, 8:27 PM dittadulla @wkw: No, where? xD Aug 23 2009, 8:59 PM Another Morning http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhYYaPbJTJs
wat Aug 24 2009, 3:31 PM wkw427 Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an... Sep 7 2009, 11:53 PM Dreaming_faerie I love this little kitty - http://www.youtube.com/... Sep 10 2009, 1:15 PM wkw427 Say this three times fast
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An ... Sep 13 2009, 8:41 PM humbu111 QUOTE - LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out... Sep 13 2009, 10:15 PM Another Morning Those were so cute, Dreaming_faerie! Sep 14 2009, 2:03 AM FloraFan lol these cracked me up. My mouse is moving by its... Sep 14 2009, 6:54 AM wkw427 http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/www.magixclub.com/... Sep 20 2009, 12:49 AM Administrator QUOTE (wkw427 @ Sep 20 2009, 08:49 AM) ht... Sep 20 2009, 2:26 AM humbu111 ROFLMAO . That. Is. Epic. Sep 20 2009, 12:54 AM wkw427 Not working for me, either :\ Sep 20 2009, 2:15 PM dittadulla Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an... Sep 20 2009, 3:44 PM Winx4eva! XD
"Over to this boot looking country...the ... Sep 20 2009, 3:53 PM AnnieBelle @Ditty: I love how he keeps completely skipping Po... Sep 20 2009, 4:02 PM dittadulla QUOTE (AnnieBelle)@Ditty: I love how he keeps comp... Sep 20 2009, 4:17 PM AnnieBelle XDD Poland: "Er...."
that's like ... Sep 20 2009, 4:22 PM dittadulla Nonono. Poland: "allright I'll, like, wat... Sep 20 2009, 4:36 PM Purityangel Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an... Sep 20 2009, 4:38 PM Another Morning XDDDDD I laugh much harder than I should at other ... Sep 21 2009, 4:54 AM wkw427 RE: Funny Stuff Sep 22 2009, 2:20 PM Hanna lol awesome Sep 22 2009, 4:54 PM
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