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Jan 25 2009, 10:13 AM
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Cosmix Fairy
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I have just found in my English pupil´s book this joke : The Pope is visiting London.He is picked up at the airport by a luxurious limousine.He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know,I never get to drive.Would you please let me ?"The driver doesn´t know what to say,but he finally gives in.After all, he can´t really say 'no' to the Pope.The Pope starts driving, and he really enjoys himself. He starts going so fast that they are stopped by a policeman.The young officer asks him to roll down the window. Seeing the Pope ,he is shocked ,and goes back to his car to radio his chief. Officer: "Chief , I have a problem. I stopped someone for speeding , but it´s someone really important."Chief: "Important like the mayor ?"Officer: "No much more important than that."Chief: "Important like the Queen ?"Officer: "Even more important than that."Chief: "Who on earth is more important than the Queen ? "Officer: "I don´t know, but he´s got the Pope driving for him ! "LOL !!!!
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Bloom girl Jokes ! Just for laugh... Jan 25 2009, 10:13 AM humbu111 Lol good one Jan 25 2009, 5:15 PM winxtecna LOL, that is funny! Thanks for sharing!... Jan 25 2009, 8:40 PM Bloom girl Oooups !
I added this topic in a wrong place ... Jan 29 2009, 12:52 PM winxclub-joy lolzzzz Jan 29 2009, 3:00 PM Bloom girl Ok , now post other jokes you know ! Jan 29 2009, 4:42 PM winxtecna I've got a joke. I thought it was funny. You h... Jan 29 2009, 10:30 PM humbu111 Haha, I like that one, thanx Jan 29 2009, 11:14 PM winxtecna I just found another one! Enjoy...
Will you r... Jan 29 2009, 11:34 PM Bloom girl haha !!! Lol that was good !!... Jan 30 2009, 9:21 AM winxclub-joy lol Jan 30 2009, 12:44 PM humbu111 nice one Jan 30 2009, 9:09 PM Dark_Side_Master I'll try.
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my wacky joke: how do you keep Bush from... Apr 10 2009, 1:31 PM humbu111 Lol nice one! Apr 10 2009, 5:49 PM Tom273 a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks - ... Apr 11 2009, 8:51 AM Another Morning This was a quote from a comic. I don't remembe... Apr 11 2009, 8:57 AM Tom273 LOL! Apr 11 2009, 9:33 AM winxtecna LOL!!! Apr 11 2009, 2:12 PM Tom273 Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fire... Apr 11 2009, 5:42 PM humbu111 Lol both of yours are good, AM and Tom! Apr 11 2009, 7:02 PM Tom273 Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself? ... Apr 11 2009, 8:57 PM humbu111 Lol Apr 11 2009, 9:00 PM Tom273 Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last... Apr 11 2009, 9:04 PM Another Morning XD Nice ones
Okay this one is kinda lame, but I l... Apr 11 2009, 9:52 PM humbu111 Lol nice ones, Tom and AM. I got one like Tom... Apr 11 2009, 9:52 PM Dark_Side_Master lol^^
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Ones alli... Apr 12 2009, 1:23 PM humbu111 LOL. I've heard that one before, its a good on... Apr 12 2009, 4:51 PM AnnieBelle xD the return of the burning duck joke.
Oh, oh, I... Apr 12 2009, 8:06 PM Tom273 QUOTE lol^^
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LOL... Apr 12 2009, 8:07 PM Dark_Side_Master QUOTE (Tom273 @ Apr 13 2009, 12:07 AM) LO... Apr 13 2009, 5:20 PM humbu111 ROFL! I heard that one too before, Tom, and I ... Apr 12 2009, 9:22 PM humbu111 Why have I heard all of these good jokes before? *... Apr 12 2009, 9:34 PM mightymarty2 To explain russia is famous for the KGB (dodgy gan... Apr 13 2009, 3:58 PM humbu111 Lol the McDonalds one is really funny, but I dont ... Apr 13 2009, 4:21 PM mightymarty2 it used to be a band in england named MCFly (which... Apr 13 2009, 4:26 PM humbu111 Lol okay I get it now. You could also make one:
E... Apr 13 2009, 4:41 PM Tom273 lol not bad Apr 13 2009, 4:42 PM humbu111 Lol nice ones. Apr 13 2009, 5:35 PM humbu111 Lol nice xD Apr 14 2009, 3:14 AM Another Morning XD I love the Russian jokes, Dark Side! And ev... Apr 14 2009, 3:44 AM Tom273 lol the Russian jokes are awesome made me laugh ag... Apr 14 2009, 11:37 AM Dark_Side_Master lolz^^
here is another ones (reminding you, its my... Apr 14 2009, 4:43 PM Tom273 lol that's funny =P
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my turn:
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my turn: A speeding motorist was ca... Apr 20 2009, 7:26 PM humbu111 Lol nice jokes both of you XD Apr 20 2009, 7:58 PM Tom273 joke time:
Why did the airline pilot go to see a ... Apr 21 2009, 8:08 PM humbu111 Lol i like those ones =P Apr 21 2009, 10:49 PM Tom273 Joke time: (warning, the first one is hard to get)... Apr 22 2009, 3:34 PM humbu111 Rofl I really think the last ones hilarious. I jus... Apr 22 2009, 11:17 PM Tom273 lolz nice joke hmmm my turn:
Back Up My Hard Dri... Apr 23 2009, 9:37 PM Administrator http://magixclub.com/forums/blog/administr...index... Apr 26 2009, 8:05 AM Tom273 lol nice!
my turn to joke around again:
... Apr 26 2009, 3:52 PM humbu111 ROFL the last one is hilarious, but all the yo mam... Apr 26 2009, 8:30 PM Tom273 yeah i still laugh while reading them. My fav is t... Apr 28 2009, 10:06 AM humbu111 LOL.
"Waiter, whats this fly doing in my sou... Apr 28 2009, 11:38 PM Tom273 lol AD and Humbu your jokes are also funny
here... Apr 30 2009, 9:39 PM winxtecna Lol! Very funny!!! May 1 2009, 1:34 AM humbu111 LOL awesome jokes, Tom! May 1 2009, 8:40 PM humbu111 Haha! Thats funny! May 3 2009, 5:46 PM Tom273 lol funny!
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Yo mama so fat t... May 18 2009, 10:24 PM humbu111 Lol! Awesome jokes! May 18 2009, 10:26 PM Tom273 lol thanks ^^
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