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[Bloom girl]

I have just found in my English pupil´s book this joke :

The Pope is visiting London.He is picked up at the airport by a luxurious limousine.He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know,I never get to drive.Would you please let me ?"
The driver doesn´t know what to say,but he finally gives in.After all, he can´t really say 'no' to the Pope.The Pope starts driving, and he really enjoys himself. He starts going so fast that they are stopped by a policeman.The young officer asks him to roll down the window. Seeing the Pope ,he is shocked ,and goes back to his car to radio his chief.

Officer: "Chief , I have a problem. I stopped someone for speeding , but it´s someone really important."
Chief: "Important like the mayor ?"
Officer: "No much more important than that."
Chief: "Important like the Queen ?"
Officer: "Even more important than that."
Chief: "Who on earth is more important than the Queen ? "
Officer: "I don´t know, but he´s got the Pope driving for him ! "

LOL !!!!

This post has been edited by Bloom girl: Jan 29 2009, 4:41 PM