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winxclubrox23
post May 3 2010, 10:38 PM
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I'm sure there's more than one person on here who will thoroughly enjoy this.

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Not only that, we went to about 7 different Starbucks, and there weren't any guys working. This was just the first guy we saw. XD

{PS: That's my bestie Rowen not me.}

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Jahnavi
post May 4 2010, 8:11 AM
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Bahaha, I just found this on Ytube, have you guys heard Taylor, the Latte Boy: Taylor's Response? I never thought Taylor could be such a meanie. xD

Spoiler!
There's a girl who comes to Starbucks
And I think she has a crush on me
I can tell she has a crush on me
That’s too big to ignore
She comes in here every morning
At exactly 8:11
When the clock says 8:11
She comes walking through the door

Then one fateful Monday morning
As she made her usual entrance
I could tell that she was nervous and she had something to say

And I smoothly flipped the lever
To prepare her double latte
And she said her name was Kristin
And I came back with "Hey"
And I said my name was Taylor
And here's a little extra foam
As she left I cleaned her table
And I found a folded napkin with this poem:

Taylor the Latte Boy
Bring me Java bring me joy
Oh, Taylor the latte boy
I love him
I love him
I love him

So I should have got my nerve up
And just said I wasn't interested
But since she was clearly interested
It all got out of hand

‘Cause before I found her poem
We had had this conversation
I had told I was playing
In the village with my band

When I walked in Friday evening
To our gig in Arthur’s basement
I saw Kristin in the front row
And I heard her scream my name

Then my friend said, “Man, she’s crazy
She's been here since 7:30
And she told me she's your girlfriend
And she's really glad she came.”
And then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home
As I ran to try and lose her
I composed another version of her poem

Kristin, the stalker chick
You’re a psycho and you're sick
Oh, Kristen the stalker chick
You scare me
You scare me
You scare me

I used to be the kind of guy
Who never was rude or doubting
But now I've got this lunatic freak in my life
Every night now at my window she's shouting

Taylor! The latte boy!
Go away, girl! I’m not your toy!
Taylor the latte boy
Is calling
Is calling
The police

Many a girl has let me court her
But I've never needed a restraining order
Kristin! Come find me now
I’m transferring to a new Starbucks
There's 20 on each block
So good luck!


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