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Jan 25 2009, 10:13 AM
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Cosmix Fairy
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I have just found in my English pupil´s book this joke : The Pope is visiting London.He is picked up at the airport by a luxurious limousine.He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know,I never get to drive.Would you please let me ?"The driver doesn´t know what to say,but he finally gives in.After all, he can´t really say 'no' to the Pope.The Pope starts driving, and he really enjoys himself. He starts going so fast that they are stopped by a policeman.The young officer asks him to roll down the window. Seeing the Pope ,he is shocked ,and goes back to his car to radio his chief. Officer: "Chief , I have a problem. I stopped someone for speeding , but it´s someone really important."Chief: "Important like the mayor ?"Officer: "No much more important than that."Chief: "Important like the Queen ?"Officer: "Even more important than that."Chief: "Who on earth is more important than the Queen ? "Officer: "I don´t know, but he´s got the Pope driving for him ! "LOL !!!!
This post has been edited by Bloom girl: Jan 29 2009, 4:41 PM
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Apr 14 2009, 11:37 AM
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Cosmix Fairy
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lol the Russian jokes are awesome made me laugh again, and everyone elses jokes are funny too
Captain Falcon jokes:
Captain Falcon can beat any video game without the game disc, or system.
There once was a new street it was named Captain Falcon dr. Every one who crossed it died. Why? No one crosses Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon is never late if he is time better slow the @#$& down.
Captain Falcon doesnt wait for time time waits for Captain Falcon.
Jesus walked on water. Captain Falcon swims through land.
Captain Falcon appeared in the “Street Fighter II†video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a Falcon Punch. When asked bout this “glitch,†Captain Falcon replied, “That’s no glitch.â€
Since the year Captain Falcon was born, Falcon Punch related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Captain Falcon.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Captain Falcon.
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Apr 14 2009, 4:43 PM
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Mythix Fairy
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lolz^^ here is another ones (reminding you, its my transleation, so there is not everything understandable) ...... Boy asking his father: -Dad, where is my turtle? -There it is, craking nuts with my friends .......... After an exam, student comes home. His parents asking him: -How was it!? did you pass!? -I think yes, they even want me repeat it next year. ........... -Dad, we have a reduced parent meeteng tomorrow. -What means-reduced? -Just me, you and a headmaster ....... -Dad, i shall never go riding sledge with you again! -Do not stir and pull the sledge, you idiot!
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Apr 16 2009, 10:42 PM
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Cosmix Fairy
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Computer Joke Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
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