So um, Christine, ran offon her wedding night, to... er conceive the PHANTOM's child? I don't blame Raoul for becoming a gambling drunk. If I was a guy and someone tried to kill me, then my girlfriend ran off on the night before our wedding, I'd be livid.

And Meggy has turned into a vengeful b**** who tries to kill Christine(then does, accidentally, after being told to put down the gun, she mis-fires.) and her child because the Phantom wants Christine and not her.

And then the whole automaton, that is the 1907 equivalent of, um, a blow-up...companion. Ew. Not to mention the song with the Medusa head chandelier, the dancing skeletons, the Phantom'sson almost discobering said doll and the campy out of place music. That sounds camp enough to be a amalgamation of a David Bowie and a Freddie Mercury(who, for the record, are both awesome, but camp, in a good way) concert on crack.

You REALLY don't know your characters, eh, ALW? Sequels bite. Good thing it's getting bad reviews.