Kay, fellow magixclubians, I need to rant. I'm holding back swearing as much as I can, and let me tell you, it's taking a lot of will. I might post this on DA with my true, full rant later. But for now. I am angry.

Why? NICK JONAS HAS BEEN CAST AS MARIUS IN LES MIS %#&$^&#^#@*#@#&#*&#*(%&#%(*&%*#&%*(#%^&(#%^#$&@$
NO DISNEY IN MY MUSICALS. STAY OUT YOU LITTLE DISNEY-SPAWN WHO CAN NOT SING THE MUSIC. AND WHO WILL DRAW ANNYOING FANGIRLS TO LES MIS WHO WILL SCREAM WHENEVER HE COMES ON STAGE AND INVADE THE STAGEDOOR IN PLACE OF THE FANS WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO BE THERE FOR THE REST OF THE ACTORS. IT IS SO ANNOYING TO HAVE OBNOXIOUS GIRLS WAITING FOR ONE ACTOR, WHO ONLY SAW THE SHOW FOR HIM. WORSE STILL, HE'S GOING TO BE ON THE 25th ANNIVERSARY DVD. HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT. WE DESERVE A GOOD MARIUS, NOT A TEENYBOPPER STAR WHO THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY ONLY PUTTING IN THE DVD TO BOOST SALES. BUT THE 25TH ANNIVERSARY IS A HUGE THING FOR LES MIS. IT'S MEANT TO BE EPIC LES MIS. NOT WATERED DOWN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN'T SING IT. TALK ABOUT MONEY GRUBBING.

Why do all the musicals I like screw me over? First Love Never Dies. But I can cope with THAT. Some of the music is quite nice once you forget the horrible plot and characterisation.

Now this.

And what's more, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA CAN BE PLAYED BY SCHOOLS NOW. NO. A SCHOOL VERSION OF POTO IS BAD. First, I'm scared. This may mean it's demise. Which could be because of LND, which just makes me mad. And I want to see the original production before I die. Not a revival. And sure, if it does close, it'll probably only be the Broadway production, like Les Mis. And that might mean it'll stay in London, also like Les Mis. Then that one could close at any time. And, yeah I COULD watch the movie, but that makes me want to rip my face off and flush it down a porta-potty. Secong, school kids will butcher it. The role of Christine is far too intense for a school student. No matter how hard they claim they can hit the notes, they're damaging their voice singing that music. And Christine is on for say, 95% of the entire musical. Don't even get me started on the ridiculousness of Piangi and Carlotta for highschoolers.

What about the effects? Those will be absolutely dismal.


What's next. Miley Cyrus as Elphaba?

...Oh God. Why did I even mention that? Now it's going to come true. If it does I may have to commit brutal homicide.