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Blah. I think we have, like, only one Starbucks in the whole city (...and I'm not even sure if it is a Starbucks; it's been ages since I went there. Maybe I can bend the rules and look for Taylor at a Coffee Day or Barista cafe? xD), and considering that Taylor isn't by any stretch an Indian name, as much as I'd like to try this, I think my search here would be pretty futile, lol.
But still, that was really funny, lol. Good luck on finding a Taylor! xD
This post has been edited by Jahnavi: May 4 2010, 07:39 AM
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Bahaha, I just found this on Ytube, have you guys heard Taylor, the Latte Boy: Taylor's Response? I never thought Taylor could be such a meanie. xD
Spoiler!
There's a girl who comes to Starbucks And I think she has a crush on me I can tell she has a crush on me That’s too big to ignore She comes in here every morning At exactly 8:11 When the clock says 8:11 She comes walking through the door
Then one fateful Monday morning As she made her usual entrance I could tell that she was nervous and she had something to say
And I smoothly flipped the lever To prepare her double latte And she said her name was Kristin And I came back with "Hey" And I said my name was Taylor And here's a little extra foam As she left I cleaned her table And I found a folded napkin with this poem:
Taylor the Latte Boy Bring me Java bring me joy Oh, Taylor the latte boy I love him I love him I love him
So I should have got my nerve up And just said I wasn't interested But since she was clearly interested It all got out of hand
‘Cause before I found her poem We had had this conversation I had told I was playing In the village with my band
When I walked in Friday evening To our gig in Arthur’s basement I saw Kristin in the front row And I heard her scream my name
Then my friend said, “Man, she’s crazy She's been here since 7:30 And she told me she's your girlfriend And she's really glad she came.” And then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home As I ran to try and lose her I composed another version of her poem
Kristin, the stalker chick You’re a psycho and you're sick Oh, Kristen the stalker chick You scare me You scare me You scare me
I used to be the kind of guy Who never was rude or doubting But now I've got this lunatic freak in my life Every night now at my window she's shouting
Taylor! The latte boy! Go away, girl! I’m not your toy! Taylor the latte boy Is calling Is calling The police
Many a girl has let me court her But I've never needed a restraining order Kristin! Come find me now I’m transferring to a new Starbucks There's 20 on each block So good luck!
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We must! Well serenade him every night, and follow him all the way to work, so we can form a circle around him, and skip around, still singing. It's genius.
The Search for Taylor The Latte Boy, Oh yes. I TOTALLY did. XD
May 3 2010, 10:38 PM
